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Meh, so what? He can say whatever he wants, it wont change anything! AVB is a failure and his total lack of man managment will always hurt him. I dont give 18 months for him to be sacked again...

So? Drawing Barcelona will diverge way too mcuh of our player's the focus to UCL and I definitely dont want that!Winning the EPL is what we should be aiming at and facing Barcelona at this stage would only hurt us in that regard. Chelsea and Mourinho have a "strong" relationship with them and our games always have a special aura around it, meaning we would be looking at a jammed schedule with at least two not so well prepared League fixtures. The same thing applies if we draw Real or Bayern too... However, if we draw Manure or BvB or even PSG. The mental and focal drainage will be drastically lower. It will be way easier to cope with the two competitions without losing that much focus!!!

Why?

Dont think so...

I'd prefer to see us playing Hazard and Schurrle/Salah than to see Oscar in the RW!

Because they were the first in their group facing all second places!Getting the second leg at home means nothing. We wouldnt have beat Barcelona in 2012 had we faced them first in Camp Nou...

There is ManUtd and a very depleted BvB...

LOL

Dortmund or Manure, please!

Having dinner and saying how much he wants to knock them out in the QFs!

Come on United!

Ridiculous meme, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this formation... It is just a traditional 4-4-2 that some stupid dude on the internet decided to make it like a "LOL" tatic!

I dont need to be Kevin to know what's going to happen! You will try to fuck both of them, but they will slap your face with a purse full of lead...

We arent even a horse, how could we be the dark horses? WE ARE THE DARK PONIES!!!

LET'S DO THIS!!!!!

I really dont want Barcelona! Okay, we would have real chances of beating them, but with all that aura Barcelona/Chelsea/Mourinho have it would take waaaayyy too much attention away from the league...

FIFA executives (not the institution itself) got payed to have the World Cup hosted in a certain country every single year. It was not just Qatar! However, that is a whole other discussion. I am specificaly talking about sports (in-game) related draws. I honestly believe they are not prescripted...

I'm not naive, but I havent seen a single consistent (and rational) conspiracy theory on why FIFA and UEFA would try to cheat the draw! For instance, FIFA would have never drawn Sweden and Portugal in the World Cup qualification round if they were manipulating it...

I must be one of the few people who really believes UCL and World Cup draws are honest!

Didnt the Iluminati predict this?

LOL, learn to read first you dumb ass! I said Jose didnt desperately wanted Willian, and it is the truth. Jose wanted Willian, but not enough to go and make a bid to Anzhi. Only when Spurs and AVB showed interested in signing him that he decided to make a move...

You are safe (for now)...

Kevin, who are we drawing on Friday at the UCL draw?

Azipilicueta is the best right-leftback in the whole world!

Have you seen a guy called Felipe Melo? I think he is on the pitch...