You said alcohol damages brain cells. Ok.... Then I said I loved the period in time when teachers couldnt even eat ice cream in public because they werent allowed to expose themselves. In the 1920s-1930s, it was very common for governments and people to treat teachers as sacred beings, especially those who taught young children. If we lived at that time, you wouldnt even be able to walk with your shoulders visible, etc, etc, etc. So I just made a joke that if we were living in that reality, you would be in jail right now!