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I like how Hazard is drifting towards the middle now and then.

We're looking good

This brazilian girl has one the best hips and waist I have ever seen, her body shape is unbelievable:

Problem is her butt and her hips/waist are really, really underwhelming - I can't stress enough how bad it looks. Most girls have it better, at least in Brazil. And I'm not even speaking about girls who work out and are fit - basically every girl who isn't overweight has it better. And I don't know about the rest of this forum but I prefer a girl who is average all around with everything proportional than having godly boobs and everything else about her body being a mess. I don't know you, but I would probably rate you higher. I dislike Kate Upton and the overhype made me dislike her even more. But also looks are not everything - I have dated girls that I didn't even thought were particularly attractive because I thought they were quirky and fun, but you shouldn't listen to me, as Grandpa suggested a few pages back, I'm a virgin misogynist

I'm serious. Not trying to be controversial for the sake of it. There are lots of people who don't find her a big deal either. I wouldn't refuse to have sex with her if she wanted to, but I wouldn't actively pursue it either.

We were talking about her looks. Other factors doesn't come into evaluation when we're speaking about physical attractiveness. Of course there's more to it than that in the real world. But you'd expect better physical assets from someone so overly regarded as one of the hottest woman in the planet. And out of my league or not, I don't fancy her and wouldn't hit on her in a party, Mr. Grumpy.

Her face is like 8.5/10 - which is very good but not worth the hype. Her hips to waist ratio is like 3/10 - in all honesty, I have a better ratio and I'm a guy. Her butt is mediocre, 6/10 at best. Her boobs are not even a 10 imo, more like 9 or 9.5 - their size is very good but I like them firmer than that. They're kinda saggy, I dunno. 8.5 + 3 + 6 + 9.5 = 27/40 -> 6,75. Everything considered, average girl. Overrated and overhyped. Here is the evidence: Honestly never understood the hype. I had never seen such an average girl receive so much praise before.

What don't you understand?

In some European countries I reckon most people speak only a single language. And in others it's just bullshit, they are born speaking like three languages, not fair at all. That should still count as only one.

Am I still in Cesc's thread? On topic - Yeah, Kate Upton totally overrated. She has some nice tits and that's it. I don't fancy any other part of her body or her face, I see better looking girls every day.

Probably from stuff like this:

It's a nice name IMO.

Actually that was what I was looking for. Yesterday we went to lunch at the restaurant of a Lebanese family and they were telling me that in Lebanon they usually teach Arab, French and English in schools. Most of them spoke at least 5 languages (Arabic, French, English, Portuguese and Spanish) And also some had French names like Marie Claire.

It seems to go both ways. They'll award yellows to some silly stuff that should have been regular fouls but will award yellows to stuff that should have been direct reds IMO. Costa and Ramos could have seen way more reds then they did all those times they faced each other for example. And I don't think Spanish Federation punishes those unseen infractions enough either, which the English will most certainly do if they happen.

I was thinking about the timing specifically. Specially because we have only Drogba and Torres as back-ups. It could really hurt us in the UCL, for instance. This season was really scary though: "2011/12 - 9 (9/15+1)" 9 yellow cards out of 16 league games? Worrisome. We also have some cunt refs in England which could increase his numbers. Hoping he will restrain himself a bit whenever big games are close.

The funny part is when you compare that to the prank where a hot girl go hitting on guys the same way: 50% success. But I must say it is weird indeed. I'd probably decline her (no homo) because I would be very suspicious about it. A random girl coming to you and asking for sex just like that? My mind would probably scream "it's a trap".

I guess our prayers should shift from his body health to a cool head. He could miss a fair amount of games with all those yellow cards.

You're right. You really don't wanna read his old posts, the things he's said he dreamed about doing to @Jason are disgusting. Better not mess with that

Owwwnn. That's so nice! Have you already deleted all incriminating posts she may find when tracking your content? ps: not that I'm trying to give her any ideas...

Don't tell me it's her in that account.

There were quite a few aussies asked though. It seems no luck there either, my friend

@, Agreed, but that wasn't exactly the point was trying to make. @CHOULO19, random question, do you speak French?

Certainly it would be wise to use it in the dying minutes of a game because a 4-3-3 like that could be very risky. Willian or Schürrle may help out Hazard or even the pivot in their defensive duties if they're closer to them in a 4-2-3-1. Deploying a very aggresive formation like what you suggest could pay dividends as a last resort though.

It is a long season. Maybe we could even see this sometime: Costa Schürrle Hazard Willian Matic Cesc

Chelsea City Arsenal Utd I don't think United is going to finish above 4th, even if they won't play european competitions, I'm not convinced by their performances at all. Liverpool without Suarez won't go too far. Spurs is an ok team, mediocre. Everton could realistically fight for 5th with the two above.