Fulham Broadway

Essien told him Torres had scored and he said ''Fuck me , how long have I been unconscious ?''

^ good recollections there

Its directly proportionate to the amount of alcohol I consume. Probably.

Seeing dirty Leeeds on the end of a 3-7 scoreline last night rang a few bells and I can just about remember us on the right end of a 3-7 ..... http://thechels.info/wiki/Orient_3-7_Chelsea_(1979-80_Second_Division)

Because he misses or loses the ball it's noticed. If he was being selfish and scoring it wouldnt be an issue -but he needs to realise its a team game and theres no ''I'' in team

Chelsea have kicked out midfielder Jacob Mellis after he admitted setting off a smoke grenade and causing a full-scale evacuation at the club's Cobham training ground. Mellis made his first-team debut in the Champions League last season, but was told he had no future at the club during a disciplinary hearing. Team-mate Billy Clifford has escaped with a fine after admitting he brought the grenade into the training centre. I bit harsh seeing that Ashley Cole got let off for shooting someone, but not unexpected

Wont be surprised if its our first loss under RDM..it will take a huge effort to come away with anything, but on the plus the spirit in the squad is buzzin' at the moment. Old bacon neck will have a point to prove if he comes on after 3 months away.....

Well done ! We are the mods, we are the mods, we are, we are, we are the Mods http://www.photograp.../PT083_Mods.jpg

Overshadowed by the man with the hairband yesterday -but he is back to his best, and was superb yesterday for his 75 minutes

Brilliant performance. If he scores a few more I reckon we should loan him out to Genk

I doubt if we'll get much of a result over there to be honest -might be a bit of damage limitation -but at SW 6 it can easily be turned around with a bit of Player Power

Would have beat Barca couple of times if we'd had the penalties that were nailed on Souness has said many a time Chelsea are the only team that can beat them

Nice - fancy a trip to Portugal

No, but i dont even think the board would be stupid enough to further incur the wrath of fans

Careful you'll get Badbwoy doing his Paulo Fucking Ferreira thread again

19 00 ITV 4 full game HD also on Chels TV ....and MUTV for the wankers

I dont think he will worry to be honest -and even this board arent that stupid to appoint him....then again

One Step beyond yesterday Hey You ! Dont Watch that Watch This !! Origeenal styllee -Suggs n co

Itsa gang thing. SW6 Posse

''Robbie, dont you think its a bit stupid to have an Armani tattoo ?'' ''Robbie, why are you such a vain thick cunt ? ''

Robbie Savage as a pundit -incoherent, thick, and contradicting himself. What a waste of licence payers money http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17385287

Thats going to be his Stamford Bridge epitaph. At least he wasnt getting dogs abuse like he was at Brum and WBA, people were actually cheering his work ethic last night. Can do his confidence no harm...

Concur with that. He was never that happy a bunny when scoring for the murderers either -always seems a bit in his own world. Put in quite a performance last night though

Think he said Terry was riven with cramp ?

Lol my mate said ''be fair one of their defenders has got tits''