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Cool. I like some German humour -things like extreme ironing

Shame he didnt feel the same two years ago - oh wait he still had a lot of contract to run....

Is your user name ironic or not ? When in a hole stop digging -and no, thats not about the fucking miners

Your having a laugh arent you ? The joke is about the length of time its taken the hair banded ponce to find the onion bag. Jesus Christ

Yup thats the point of football forums. What do you find so offensive about the joke, Idiot ?

Because hes one of the greatest players ever to play at SW6. He's the victim of a media frenzy, brought about by one complainant -yes, one complainant at Loftus road concerning what is essentially playground stuff

When he does score he will lift up his shirt to reveal a T Shirt with the slogan ''Save the Chilean Miners''

Mata needs to volley one like this at Webb

No shit Ancellock Holmes. I dont think half the Chelsea team would play with him if he was

The player that worked his bollocks off after a long lay off.. SEN

Chris Mumble's good

David Pleats never been the same since he was convicted of kerb crawling. Come to think of it, which I do, he's a kindred spirit with the hair transplanted one, in as much as they both seek out 'ladies of the night'.

Whats also come out about the FA deciding Terry is not suitable as captain and able to overule Capello, is the fact that they also have jurisdiction to select the team if they so desire, and ignore the manager. Apart from the arrogance of it, it seems a bit stupid paying Capello £6 500 000 a year when they can say 'nah dont play A, play B instead' ? I also didnt notice any suspensions at the FA when Palios and Sven were shagging that secretary Faria behind their wives backs -that was obviously deemed suitable.

I share your ire SHM. As the slow decline of the printed media progresses due to the internet, they desperately try to drag out stories based on hate and sensationalism in a hysterical attept at attention

ulsterchelsea, zolayes, peace, its close

My Match Report: Chelsea 3 v ManUtd 3 Chelsea Capitulate in Catastrophic Cock up It was clear from the off Malouda had his customary pre match spliff, and Fergusons laxatives kept him hopping round the technical area like a drunk hanging round Wetherspoons before opening time. Against the odds Chelsea took a shock lead, and then increased it to 3-0 early in the second half. The referee Howard Webb might have refereed the World Cup Final but doesnt mean he is not a complete cunt in taking a bung from Ferguson at half time and allowing the Salford franchise to get back into it. That said, I would have took a point this morning, there were no balti pies, I hope the united fans get stuck in snow on their short trip on the M25 to their Surrey homes, and Howard Webb is the biggest Cunt of 2012 so far. Thank you and Goodnight

No where in the article does Mourinho say he intends to manage Chelsea. This paper is not even the gutter press, its the sewer press.

Whilst I think its important to tell them hes doesnt want to play for the national team anymore , I do wonder if he does do that if the media see it as a golden chance to pounce on him seeing it as an admission of guilt. It is therefore imperative a carefully worded statement is released. The character that is JT though, will probably fight for the captaincy and England

-according to media reports this morning http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16866149 and others To me this is a media led hysterical campaign, and I think he should write -or get his advisor to write, an articulate statement saying that taking all into account -the witch hunt, the guilty until proven view of Bernstein and the FA -he will now concentrate solely on Chelsea and thank you very much England for the kind offer of still being selected, but seriously, fuck off

To be fair the man loves his football. He has an obscene amount of money and is quite prepared to spunk it away on big toys -football clubs, £200m yachts, £50m paintings for his new bit of minge, houses all over the world -he proabaly doesnt give a fuck about balance sheets unless they mention 'billion'

Its not as if England would win it -thats not the point -then again the favourites rarely do.

Some Egypt bloke on the radio said the troublemakers and killers arrived at the end in taxis. They were army guys, whos real reason is to get people to say ''look, theres all this chaos, we still need the army in charge''

Net profitability and margin is what really matters here. I can buy something for £1000, then sell it for £990. If i do that loads of times my turnover looks great . But how will my Net Profit look? Oh, fuck me it's a net LOSS. Bbbbbbbbut hey! , the turnover looks fantastic. Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity.....

More evidence emerging of Mubarak supporters and the cops taking revenge on the revolutionaries/Ultras

I know ! Babayro our top Nigerian and I missed Hughie Gallacher top Scottish one..and a few others