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ARE you struggling to understand what puce-faced patriots are jabbering on about? Clear up the confusion with these translations of popular gammon phrases. ‘I’m not racist but…’ This means someone is about to perform a conversational handbrake turn from not saying racist things to actually saying racist things. It’s probably your duty to challenge them, but this will lead to a baffling explanation of why they’re not racist, eg. “I always liked Daley Thompson.” ‘I self-identify as a helicopter’ Gammon humour about transgender issues. If they use this tired joke in front of like-minded friends you won’t be able to get a word in edgeways because they’ll have collapsed in gales of laughter. On the off-chance they genuinely do think they’re a bladed flying machine, call mental health services. ‘Why aren’t there All Lives Matter protests?’ This means that the speaker has failed to grasp the message of Black Lives Matter in any way, usually on purpose. Even if you calmly explain to them that no one’s saying their gammony lives don’t matter, they’ll just bang on about racism against white people, like that’s a thing. ‘It’s elf ‘n’ safety gone mad’ In a gammon’s ideal world snowflake millennials would be toiling away without any protective gear like Empire State Building construction workers. This phrase, a favourite of King of the Gammons Richard Littlejohn, invariably refers to some entirely fictitious event, eg. EU regulations ordering that hamsters take ‘rehydration breaks’ from running round their wheel. ‘Its woke Marxism'’ Despite knowing as much about dialectic materialism as an empty baked bean can, the translation is “I cannot admit I am repeating the same tired catch phrase, and I am actually scared of people of colour”.

Fuck Blair - mass murdering war criminal Like lying Patel, youre deliberately ignoring deaths in contact with the police First slightly intelligent thing youve said

Right-wingers tend to be less intelligent than left-wingers, and people with low childhood intelligence tend to grow up to have racist and anti-gay views. Conservative politics work almost as a 'gateway' into prejudice against others. The paper analysed large UK studies which compared childhood intelligence with political views in adulthood across more than 15,000 people. The study, by academics at Brock University in Ontario, Canada, used information from two UK studies from 1958 and 1970 , where several thousand children were assessed for intelligence at age 10 and 11, and then asked political questions aged 33. The study published in Psychological Science showed people with low intelligence gravitate towards right-wing views because they make them feel safe. Crucially, people's educational level is not what determines whether they are racist or not - it's innate intelligence, according to the academics. Social status also appears to play no part. The study, published in Psychological Science, claims that right-wing ideology forms a 'pathway' for people with low reasoning ability to become prejudiced against groups such as other races and gay people. A parallel study - The British Cohort Study involved 3,412 men and 3,658 women born in 1970. It's the first time the data from these studies has been used in this way. In adulthood, the children were asked whether they agreed with statements such as, 'I wouldn't mind working with people from other races,' and 'I wouldn't mind if a family of a different race moved next door.' They were also asked whether they agreed with statements about typically right-wing and socially conservative politics such as, 'Give law breakers stiffer sentences,' and 'Schools should teach children to obey authority.' The researchers also compared their results against a 1986 American study which included tests of cognitive ability and questions assessing prejudice against homosexuals. The authors claim that there is a strong correlation between low intelligence both as a child and an adult, and right-wing politics. The authors also claim that conservative politics is part of a complex relationship that leads people to become prejudices. 'Conservative ideology represents a critical pathway through which childhood intelligence predicts racism in adulthood,' says the paper. 'In psychological terms, the relation between intelligence and prejudice may stem from the propensity of individuals with lower cognitive ability to endorse more right wing conservative ideologies because such ideologies offer a psychological sense of stability and order.'

''A British black person is twice as likely to die in police custody than any other ethnicity in the past 10 years.'' From that bastion of 'wokeness' the Daily Express June 2020.

The arrogance of someone just assuming that because they dont agree with forelock tugging racists that they are Labour. Laughable. 😆

Hilarious how some just spout bollocks from the 10 'newspapers' owned by six tax dodging billionaires that do the tories dirty work, quid pro quo. ''Lefty, woke, marxism, '' -not an original thought amongst any of the duped forelock tuggers.

History is littered with examples of people voting for things against their own interests, and its odd, almost like grooming, how people doff their caps to the obese Etonian Alexander de Pffefel Boris Johnson and call him 'Boris' like hes a wayward child or something. The fat cunt was having an affair whilst his wife had ovarian cancer. Vile person, and 100% untrustworthy.

G7 - Funny to see Biden and Macron hang back from Johnson and embrace each other. When Johnson noticed them, he drifted hopefully towards Merkel. 😂 Billy no mates

Supposed to be a tribute to Gazza circa Euro 96 -but yeah Katy Perry is a better similarity

Fodens a cunt and looks like a scaffolder who drives a Corsa with blacked out windows

I like his attitude above all - like Azpi you know hes going to give 100%

I get stick off mates defending him -he'd walk into any top team

Two Chelsea rejects, fiddling while Rome burns...

It is the 'Silly season'. A time when journos make up all sorts of nonsense to please their editors.. Its always like this. 'according to reports' ' sources say' 'according to an Italian journalist' translates as 99% is made up BS Thing is not to get excited as being European Champions I would say two in at most, but maybe a few more out the exit door.

Its always like this. 'according to reports' ' sources say' 'according to an Italian journalist' translates as 99% is made up BS

2-0 good goal by the bull necked Madeiran

Fernandes 1-0 but long overdue goal

Ronaldo with shot on target in 30 seconds....

But we're minted. 💰 Haaland will be useful for back up for the European Champions ⛹️‍♂️

Gareth Southgate has insisted his England players will continue to take the knee and make the gesture going forward. The Three Lions boss had asked for supporters not to boo the stance on the eve of this final Euro 2020 warm-up game at the Riverside Stadium but, as they did here on Wednesday night, a minority ignored Southgate’s pleas.

Pulisic got the winner - but game will be remembered for the punch up

Hahaha Henderson you knob. Grabbed the ball to take the penalty and fucked it

Think its going through, flexing their muscles Didnt want it in 2009. 🤐 Iniesta. Should have had 4 penalties. ''Its a fucking disgrace'' etc

Watching it again. Little things like when lining up we look focussed, whereas they're looking cocky, like they've won it already. And the ref was very good. For a change....