Fulham Broadway

Albania with a bit of possession now. But as Liam Neeson said to them - we have a particular set of skills, skills that are a nightmare for people like you.

I want one now 😀

7th England start in a row, and thats his fourth goal for us

Beautiful goal by Mr Mount.

We're playing like Chels so far- all pretty possession with no end product

Not to be confused with the Original Budweiser from Czech. Beautiful

Englands official beer is Budlight - which is probably the only beer worse than Chelseas official Singha beer at SB. Overpriced piss.

Played well last night -though it was against part timers. Their keeper was amazing - worth 100m if kepa is 70

As a postscript the perpetrator was later awarded the OBE.....

Chelsea in the 60s and 70s had a great winger Peter Houseman. He was great... think Robben Him and his wife and and another couple were killed outright by a head on smash by a drunk driver. That driver was the son of a tory MP and was Bullingdon Club member Bartholomew Smith who drove himself home from an alcohol-fuelled dinner. Driving at over 100mph, he lost control, collided with an oncoming car, and killed all four occupants. Peter Houseman, his wife and their friends. He walked free from court after his lawyers argued there was insufficient proof to convict him of drink driving. We've had a PM Cameron and the present one Alexander de Pfeffel Boris Johnson both in the Bullingdon Club at Oxford university. Its an exclusive club for the very wealthy that smash up restaurants, burn £50 in front of the homeless, and get away with murder. Four lives. No sentence. Boris Johnson recently distanced himself from Bullingdon behaviour he now dismisses as ‘toffishness and twittishness’. But that makes it sound like something you’d smile ruefully and ruffle his hair for. Oh, twittishness. Like scrabbling around for your specs when they’re on your head. But brutish, violent behaviour can’t be shrugged off that easily. Neither can the fact that its perpetrators escape justice time after time. That instead they face futures of ever-increasing promotion and influence. Thats how our great player died, and the perpetrator escaped any justice.

Semi Final Bayern or PSG v Citeh or Dortmund Madrid or Dippers v Chelsea

We can do this !!

Man City v Dortmund FC Porto v Chelsea

Only a matter of time before Ibrahimovich is on...

Levys spending has been a waste. 🤣Manbun Bale is paid more than all the Zagreb players together.

Theyre taking 'gone all Sp*rsy' to a different level

Simeone cry me a river. 😂Moaning about elbow into Rudi - remember your tangle with Beckham ? karma mate, karma.

Love the way Rudi and Zouma are taking no nonsense from Goofy

The club realise how important he is by making him the highest earner

Zouma saying a long prayer in the tunnel

We have never been eliminated in a European two-legged knockout tie after winning the first leg away from home 🧐

...but probably our best chance of a goal from a corner

First leg on BT now - It fucking hurts getting pinched on the inside of the thigh - just showed Suarez doing it to Rudi to get a reaction. Forgot what a cheating filthy animal the goofy cunt is

Atletico is the Sp*rs of Spain. Huge inferiority complex and always fail when it matters

Would like us to score loads tonite... but will definitely take a draw ⚽😉