Stingray

I think the photo says more than I ever could. Yep ..... I once appeared in a national newspaper with a feather up my ass and a bra and a wig. Much worse: i was conscious doing that tggggg.

Ow crap! Fall asleep?

Yeah, I consider myself very Hilario myself, really, Mak

William works so hard and did so much : MOTM. Although I would have given it to Hazard if I wasn't belgian Also: @, those guys DO follow TalkChelsea, that is awesome !

Only saw the second half, but we dominated big. I thought William was really active and Hazard played the catalyst role. Gg! On to the next.

The word for today is tecticular fortitude! I never heard it but I LOVE IT!

Lmao, you called?

Aaah youth!

I thought Willian was the one who got us the foul for his own free kick... Nope , was Hazard

Wtf Torres ..... Bottler!

Yeah, we have no divers lmaoooo. If we keep this up we need scuba gear.

Lmaooooooo Mikel??

Wrong thread

Disappointing but not terrible. We cant expect Oscar to do EVERYTHING ...he may need help from Hazard Tnx Ron!

Missed the first half .... was it as bad as it sounds here?

Substitutes v Derby: Cech, Kalas, Terry, Baker, Hazard, Mata, Torres.

not Schwarzer; Dave, Cahill, David Luiz, Cole; Essien ©, Mikel; Ramires, Oscar, Willian; Eto’o

Not yet .... Any time now

Ow no , any cats in there?

True that. Well, IF he should stay you in case Mata goes, you want him in form, no? Ps: Have you seen Schurrles form lately or even Mata's when he got so little playing time? It is only normal KDB has a hard time playing well. José doesn't want according to his interviews and I do think he is up to our standards, tbh. Let's agree to disagree. Anyway : MATCHDAY!!!

You rang m'lord?

I got this, men!

There are more where he came from

I didnt do it. It was that lebanese dude!

Lucky I didn't call it Konstantinopoulos then