Stingray

Hey man, I just had a seance with Ali Sami Yen. He told me where he got the inspiration for your colours from. Very, very honourfull No shit you guys crumble under the slightest pressure!

That position is actually from Richard Francis Burtons "Perfumed Garden" book: The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of the penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. I doubt Rooney does this . He might strain a muscle.

One for the road, hahahahaha !!

Just for you Ron .... ps: I will stop now, boob-police Bluesmaster

Ow comon, I have been sooooo quiet recently. You must have missed me a bit ....

My Body Is Ready

Man, I REALLY tried to contain myself. As for my punishment Chelseaboobs: I repent my sins !!

YES !!! WE AGREE !!! Ps: sorry ladies, I just could NOT resist this one ......

I say wait with the champagne and get out the mud

That is really not true. KDB was always a hard worker, a runner.

Yes, I have my period.

He will and maybe the price is set so high so he stays. Looks more and more like it if you hear The Happy One

Ow comon, I still have so many gif's ready for em :-)

Lol!

He always had that problem since in the EPL. Martinez adressed it once saying his challenge for this season is to be able to do what he does for a full 90'. So it is true. I hope he keeps playing that amount of games, because he not only needs to get used to 90 minutes of intensity but also a quick and long succession of games.

I just found out why you are so full of shit !

How can you tell though? Do you know him to be able to tell that? All we are talking about here is just 'speculation' if you like and there is no concrete evidence to suggest he did this or did that. So, I don't get why some have assessed the situation, treated it as a fact and then passed judgment on him like he has murdered someone. This thread .... Awesome !

Ow yes, it matters.

Wuuuuuuuuut ?

Toffeetalk sounds different tbh:

He will never have the flair or technicallity people love to see from a striker, but efficiency wise he will be the level of our club. Total battering ram that scores goals.

Just having a laugh, mate.

Dude, you NEVER joke about an Arab's sister or mother! There is only one outcome for that and that is unfortunately death. Because you're my friend, I will give you 10 seconds to reflect on your life before I kill you. Use them well! Go. You're mean But I've fixed the bubble and I'm sitting happily in it now Well, we were having a good day You are an ARAB??? Thought you was Adam Sandler, habibe. Ps: just teasing you, mate. I knew you could take it.

To where, Ron? Central Africa?