Mathewe

Savage needs to shut the fuck up.

"Jose, is that you? Youre ruthless, cunning and wont let anything get in the way of your team succeeding. You scored 82 out of 100" Not too shabby.

Possibly the worst refereeing perfomance I've seen since Ovrebo...

Especially when Mertens came on, they seemed to look for him instead of Eden. Mistake imo.

What a game! I was all over the place watching it... COSTAAAA, GET IN! IVAAAAA! Holy crap! *just before half time* Shit! Can't let this slip. YES HAZARD, more of that please! SHIT! YES! Hold this now lads, calm it down a bit... SHIT! YES! Now really hold it... Oh not aga-WHAT A SAVE! Come on you've got this boys. Wait did Mikel just do a backheel!? Costa.... Get in, no coming back now. Phew.

Liverpool, by far. Probably the only team/club I really hate, no, despise. The way the media treat them and all the history crap, gets on my tits. Every time I hear one of their fans say something like "we're gonna get back to where we belong" I hate them just a little more. Whenever I see someone wearing that shirt in public I hate them a little, right off the bat, they could be the nicest person in the world but I'd go in thinking they're a prick. Just thinking about it is pissing me off. Aaaaaaaaand relax.

I think he'd be an excellent signing. We'd also have a dead ball specialist in our ranks again which would be ideal.

There's no way that was even close to a penalty, Azpi slides in about a yard in front to stop any shot, and Altidore treads on his trailing leg and then flops over like he's been shot. Bullshit decision. Your other points, while being a tad overstated do hold some water, though.

Good first half display after a poor start (Courtois would have saved Lavezzi's goal) but what the shit was that in the second half? I don't even have words for how bad that was, I knew the 2nd goal was coming as soon as the free kick was given, and that third goal.... come the fuck on. Awful. Going to need to FIGHT for this in the second leg, and I don't know if the current team has it in them, I sure hope they do.

What about Rakitic? I'd take him or Gundogan in a heartbeat (presuming the latter can get over the back issues).

Every time Lampard got the ball it seemed like the first time he'd ever seen one.

Point.

I think its time we banned Mikel from shooting outside the box.

Say what you will about his attitude etc (with good reason), but it's hard to beat that Balotelli swag. Doesn't even celebrate, I love it.

Matic and Hazard... Mmmmmmmmm, get in.

Plan A - Cavani Plan B - Diego Costa That's how I see it anyway.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...... Yep, there it is again. I cant look at a picture of him in that shirt atm without the urge to projectile vomit. Thank you Juan for your time here, we had a good run, eh?

Watched this on Christmas eve, I had a huge smile on my face throughout the entire thing. Wonderful.

Merry Christmas lads and ladies! Have a great one!

Yeah City are taking this way too seriously.

What the fucking fuck!? That is all.

It was just a copy/paste job from the tumblr link posted earlier by Mufassir.

Well played sir, well played.

Right, seeing Oscar's general play today/tonight (I'm on holiday in the US atm so it's a bit weird seeing us play at night/evening but it being bright and sunny outside xD) and Mata & Hazard linking up brilliantly for Mata's chance where he hit the side netting, we need to get all 3 on the pitch at the same time sooner rather than later. Stoke perhaps? *hint hint nudge nudge* Also STOP PLAYING LAMPARD AND MIKEL FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!

Excellent use of subtle sarcasm good sir. Of course its partly Torres' fault, but he isn't the only one at fault. Yes he was poor against QPR, but he wasn't the only one. I'm all for constructive criticism but when it comes to Torres its either people "blindly" sticking up for him, or people who slate him for every little thing. He's certainly at fault for poor perfomances at times, just like RDM can be at fault for a poor team performance, but it's not always his fault if he has a poor game, just like it isn't always RDM's fault if we play poorly in general. Sometimes shit just happens, and I think the QPR game was a prime example of it.