Mathewe

Savage needs to shut the fuck up.

"Jose, is that you? Youre ruthless, cunning and wont let anything get in the way of your team succeeding. You scored 82 out of 100" Not too shabby.

Possibly the worst refereeing perfomance I've seen since Ovrebo...

Especially when Mertens came on, they seemed to look for him instead of Eden. Mistake imo.

Not exactly going to trade in my HTC One M8 for this am I? Unless I go crazy, in which case you all have permission to slap me repeatedly until I come to my senses. The watch looks nice but I doubt it works with anything other than an iPhone (since it's Apple) so that's out too.

And at least 1 CAM.

"Hmm we're looking very weak defensively, maybe we should look at possibly bringing in some players to help shore us up... nah fuck it lets get Falcao!"

What a game! I was all over the place watching it... COSTAAAA, GET IN! IVAAAAA! Holy crap! *just before half time* Shit! Can't let this slip. YES HAZARD, more of that please! SHIT! YES! Hold this now lads, calm it down a bit... SHIT! YES! Now really hold it... Oh not aga-WHAT A SAVE! Come on you've got this boys. Wait did Mikel just do a backheel!? Costa.... Get in, no coming back now. Phew.

Liverpool, by far. Probably the only team/club I really hate, no, despise. The way the media treat them and all the history crap, gets on my tits. Every time I hear one of their fans say something like "we're gonna get back to where we belong" I hate them just a little more. Whenever I see someone wearing that shirt in public I hate them a little, right off the bat, they could be the nicest person in the world but I'd go in thinking they're a prick. Just thinking about it is pissing me off. Aaaaaaaaand relax.

I think he'd be an excellent signing. We'd also have a dead ball specialist in our ranks again which would be ideal.

There's no way that was even close to a penalty, Azpi slides in about a yard in front to stop any shot, and Altidore treads on his trailing leg and then flops over like he's been shot. Bullshit decision. Your other points, while being a tad overstated do hold some water, though.

Good first half display after a poor start (Courtois would have saved Lavezzi's goal) but what the shit was that in the second half? I don't even have words for how bad that was, I knew the 2nd goal was coming as soon as the free kick was given, and that third goal.... come the fuck on. Awful. Going to need to FIGHT for this in the second leg, and I don't know if the current team has it in them, I sure hope they do.

What about Rakitic? I'd take him or Gundogan in a heartbeat (presuming the latter can get over the back issues).

Every time Lampard got the ball it seemed like the first time he'd ever seen one.

Point.

I think its time we banned Mikel from shooting outside the box.

Say what you will about his attitude etc (with good reason), but it's hard to beat that Balotelli swag. Doesn't even celebrate, I love it.

Matic and Hazard... Mmmmmmmmm, get in.

Plan A - Cavani Plan B - Diego Costa That's how I see it anyway.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...... Yep, there it is again. I cant look at a picture of him in that shirt atm without the urge to projectile vomit. Thank you Juan for your time here, we had a good run, eh?

Watched this on Christmas eve, I had a huge smile on my face throughout the entire thing. Wonderful.

Merry Christmas lads and ladies! Have a great one!

Yeah City are taking this way too seriously.

What the fucking fuck!? That is all.