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At least we are supporting Ukraine, guys. That is all that matters now. They can buy around 20 Leopard II tanks with that lol

Never seen this chap play but 100m for a player who at the age of 22 has 9 senior goals all career in one of he worst leagues in Europe must be the stupidest offer in the history of football.

Don't say this too loud, Boehly might well come to think this was a good idea. While I still think Potter is a meh coach, clearly out of his depth and that firing Tuchel was rash, kicking GP out now would probably not help us at all. Potter might be the scapegoat who can take all the blame now an in fact we have been looking far from inspiring with 0 progress in tactics, spirit or gameplan. But the problems in this club are way bigger than Potter and run deeper, some have been building up for years. At this moment, the club is ravaged by bad leadership from top to bottom, the injury crisis the worst I have ever seen, there is no discipline, no confidence, no team spirit. Potter is clearly the wrong man to fix this on his own, but getting Poch or whoever through the door and thinking this will magically heal everything is just stupid.

As shit as Cucu is, I am still glad we got rid of Alonso. He is just as suspect for Barca as he was for us and is 32 now.

Fair enough. Still it is amazing how quickly it has gone from bad to worse. Eva has a sketchy reputation herself btw Yet, there are plenty of great physios and orthopedics out there. Boehly himself has employed some at the dodgers and lakers... why did we still hire those common cold quacks?

Probably but in contrast to us, City have not recently sacked a team of leading doctors and physios to repalce them with someone who once treated Katy Perry's sprained earlobes, so they are not gonna have 11 players injured simultaneously. They might be psychopathic terrorist-suppoters but City's blood sheiks at least employ ppl who can run a football club instead of thinking they can run the place all by themselves like our braindead owners.

The rule change is obviously stupid bcos Rashford clearly put Akanji off with his movement but Rashford exploited it and Akanji was clearly caught in two minds. Knowing and being able to exploit new rules is also a skill a footballer needs to have in these days of constant tinkering with the laws of football. It shows not even City can always compensate having a shit CB pairing in Akanji and Ake. And yeah, Arsenal are now clear favourites for the first time in my eyes, if they win their next game, but keep in mind, due to the WC we are only at HT in the season. A lot can still happen, at if one team knows how to stage a spectacular collapse its Arsenal

Never believe headlines with a typo. Seems like Merse is hitting the booze again and the editors don't care anymore. No way we are gonna get rid of Potter this soon.

Actually think we will win this one just b cos it’s bloody Crystal Palace. their defence is quite poor and always gives us space in the channels which is the one place where we manage to creat chances from time to time. Their pace on the counter can hurt our slow ass defence big time so it will be right on the edge. Will be super nervy tho. If we concede first we will probably collapse. Just wonder which player we will lose to injury this time.

They are both bang average I think. Thuram looks impressive with his size and pace but he is basically the Pogba of forwards, or maybe the French Arnautovic. He does not play the game at 100% intensity consistently, he also has technical deficiencies and is far from clinical. Only this season he is on a bit of a clinical streak for the first time in his career but I hope we do not intend for him to be our main striker target. His contract runs out in summer so he will be relatively cheap and if he can be got on reasonable wages, try it by all means. I doubt he will decide to come here tho, Barca and Bayern are also sniffing around. He will also be more successful in those leagues where he can cominate defenders physically unlike in PL. This Noni chap I have not really seen but from what I hear he is quite injury prone, wasteful and technically incomplete as well. In other words fits in perfectly.

It’s quite plausible given the recent scandal in his pob Cameroon where they uncovered their entire u17 was in fact over 20 😂 but there is an easy remedy. just scan his hip bones before dumping 30m signing fee on him

As I said, guaranteed to fail here. Did not think it would become obvious this easy. it is not even bc he is not good enough. He clearly is a baller and technically a notch above Kai and Mount but just as Atletico we are not capable to get the ball into the final third consistently enough for him to make a difference. Economically the whole deal looks even more ridiculous now he sits out 15% of his 23m deal anyway.

From the top side in London to the bottom in months never have seen a club fall this deeply

A lot more than 1m wages and fee are like 23m We will play another 21 matches so that’s over 3m

Everything exactly as predicted wtf is Kepa doing there btw

Maybe we can salvage a valuable point for the relegation battle but I doubt it

That’s exactly why we never score from breaks we never dein even try the vertical release ball and now Zak is done for. Just great another injury conjured up by that celebrity doc .

Omfg Kai just fkin release him

He has been lively . Hisshooting has terrible placement tho

Lol @the commentator mocking K2 for only having scored 2 goals for us. Of all his weaknesses that is the last to worry about

Of all ppl almost managed to miss that from a yard out

Look at potters bloodshot eyes that is a man there pulling all-nighters trying to work out a solution yet we keep getting worse… absolutely no answers on the pitch beside it or back in the States all clueless passengers

With this set up and game plan we could have signed Haaland and still could not score

Mase and Azpi receive the ball, check back and all momentum is gone. Every fkin time

Would have been straight into kepas arms like every Willian shot if trev had not deflected it