Magic Lamps

I have to say, a weekend without a Chelsea game still feels weird even though we are shit lately. I was just rewatching old highlights from the glory days of 2004-2012. When you see hwo those player fought in the most wicked of circumstances you see what a difference it makes if you have leaders and players who give a fuck. That show of passion and character si something i really miss today. Now another, not as brilliant generation of players comes to an end, i hope we can build a new balanced team. Heck, let every new signing run through a check of character first like most banks do before interviews. No little fairies and divas as most young players today but grown men. Can you imagine Drogs or Lamps having a barber coming to the hotel on a gameday or having a golden steak?It will be difficult to find there are many talented players around these days but few who can shape and lead a team which is what we need now.

should have simply sold CHO when the money was still on the table. he might or might not be worth more some time in the future but we will never get that much for him again.

that was unbelievable. he is so begging for the sack. But the board which should have been more patient on like half a dozen occasions now is holding on to Sarri just to make point. Please Sarri just resign and take Kovacic, Barkley, Jorginho, Alonso, Giroud, Willian and all those other average anti-footballers with you. He reminds me of an old, wrinkled but just as stubborn version of AVB but instead of his holy Frankenstein monster Romeu he has his useless sidepass merchant Jorginho. Equally deluded ass plagues.

and fucking Kovacic just jogging behind their slow as fuck striker instead of simply overturning him and pushing him more to the flank.

It was against a shit side in pre-season. We should have blown them off the field. A good Chelsea side would have scored double figures agaisnt those narcoleptics but we even assisted them to score.

or defend. Sarri has completely receded us from a okish side to an absolute shit house in just 6 months. what a piss poor coach. The players are just as bad but with his tactics and selections they could try as hard as they want and we'd still be an average side. Would fire the whole lot of them as obviously most of them dont want to be here

This is by far the worst chelsea side i have seen. Even the torrid 2011/12 one was better simply because they were giving a fuck but this is the an absolute shame. seldom seen such a disgraceful performance despite winning.

the players dont even wanna score another one, just ticking the clock down. fucking pathetic. i agree tie is not won yet but this means Sarri will not rest in the reserve fixture which means we will lose the league cup final for sure.

holy fuck CHO great awareness

Pep and Klopp are coaches who can make players better instantly. Sarri is a coach who makes every player slowly but steadily turn to absolute shit.

CHO is just as shit as the rest, just younger.

Great corner Hazard. thank fuck Sarri brought you on

everyone knows he is neat and tidy technically but he is ineffective in offense and defense as he just demonstrated

great defending Kovacic still 2 away goals. doesn't matter.

no let him return to Madrid. he is a bang average player. invest the 40m in a player who is actually suited for that position.

so how is bringing on Hazard winning the tie then when nothing is for granted?

the tie is already won. and i don't think hazard is necessary to secure that even if it weren't.

I think it's just you because we still look like shit in midfield and only now having a good spell because Malmö are basically in the middle of preseason and knackered af.

absolute fraud. no idea what he's doing. why bring hazard all the way to fucking sweden anyway. leave the players you want to rest at home. that is how you do rotation. dumb old weedhead.

Sarriball at its best Ecen malmö can mark jorginho out of the game.

should be resting azpilicueta the dude is knackered, same with Luiz. Higuain, zappa and cho are all fresh. stupid lineup in all aspects.

No. if Sarri trusted him he could play him in both matches. No need for rotating players who are 100% fresh. This fraud is just begging for the sack just like Conte and AVB were doing. Thanks to the board and Sarri, Hazard and CHO will both be gone whilst Pedro and Willian will still be at the club in summer. What a time to be alive.

Pathetic lineup. that fraud should long be fired. Clueless board costing us another competition.

Emerson has played 7 games all season. He is fresh enough to handle 2 matches i a week if Sarro were to pick him (which ofc he wont)

because they are better managers. They change things, they rotate, they don always make the same subs and most importantly the players they chose their system is build around are world class and not easily marked. Sarri chose to build his squad around a player who is just as average. This is why Sarri is a shit coach. He chose to build his system around one single position, one single average player. Pep build his around a bunch of world class player you can not simply mark out of the game as you can easily do with Jorginho. Klopp ist tactically super flexible. His teams can park the bus, press high, low, play with crosses, shots from distance, one touch double-passing and he makes his teams work hard. Sarri fails at all of this. So the final system, if it is too hard to change our identity, why change it at all? Of all English clubs we won the most titles in the last 10,15 years with a mentality and a tactical identity that was defensively-solid and counter-attacking oriented at times. But that is not the whole story. AS a big team we have always dominated most matches. Even in the big matches. You can dominate without having posession. At our peak we shut out maybe the best side ever, Peps Barcelona, completely and never lost a game vs them. We dominated the best ever ManUtd side whenever we played them and beat them more often than not (only lost in pens usually). We were always pragmatic. Shaping tactics to suit the occasion/oppositon is how you do it in modern football. Pep and Klopp do so. Maybe they make you think that they play always the same system and style like Sarri but in fact they don't you can see that from watching them fucking documentaries. Sticking to Sarri and to an illusion of attacking football will be this club's downfall, even more so with the inept board we have.