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Thank you for reminding us what a shit show you are, Willian. That must be the worst sub performance of all times. what a disaster he was on both ends. Pedro-Tammy-Willian is an offense straight from hell. We will not win a single game with those three upfront. I am not even sure they will score a goal this season in this constellation.

I guess this was expected. As usual we came out red hot ouf of the blocks and then tired but thats understandable. For the first time i think we scored the number of goals we deserved. Given the chances creates. The result was fair as well. Tammy once againnwas an absolute let down. Willian was the usual clusterfuck. Absolute shit show. Has learned nothing, does not track back properly and 0 end product. Pedro has declined visibly losing the ball in dangerous positions. Same for Azpi. Really should have done better with the header vs Ndidi. Pulisic was anyonymous as was Emerson. Zouma and Christensen were quite ok given they had nonprotection and they bypassed our midfield easily. Really need to defend better. We need Rlc badly. We are so weak always getzing physically dominated in midfield.

We hit the woodwork 3 times already and scored 2 offside goals. There is an element of bad luck to it. But yeah we need a finisher. I would honestly start Michy vs Leicester.

No worries. Just did not want to let it stand like that. There are many cases when women beat up gropers etc and rightly get applause but Hope solo has a problem woth violence. She beat her unarmed nephew's head with a broomstick till it broke.

It was her teenage nephew and his mother. Some heroine...I like strong women but Hope Solo is none, just a chav.

Sure I do. They destroyed German football.

Its because its bayern, all is plastic. They get their houses cars clothes food all delivered without asking. They get assistants to run their stuff in their native languages. They get completely isolated from real life. Does not help that guys like Ribery, Lewandowski are also dumb as fuck. Pulisic already spoke more or less fluent German after a few months. He also used to walk through Dortmund, running his errands, speaking to fans. Like an actual human being. Bayern wants their ugly fuckers to be football machines and that is it.

Lewandowski has been living in Germany since 2010 and still does not speak the language properly. Same with Ribery and all those Bayern shitfaces that are here for 10 years+ and can not even string two words together.

We still have only scored once from open play in 210 mins of football. Goals will be our problem this season on both ends.

Even that corrupted ref can not make them win. Pathetic performance

Did it cross your mind that that might have been a tongue in cheek comment?

In the cfc facilities?

The ref does. DFL will not let their precious Bayern lose a match. If they play like shit they get a penalty gifted via VaR for a situatipn where the ball was mot even in the box. Ridiculous.

At least we know now that he enjoys unsolicitedly roaming around Cobham in a suit in his free time. Even other than stalling on contracts that guy has weird hobbies.

Pulisic is clearly a short ectomorph so no chance of that happening till his 40ies

Thank god, I do not use twitter. I would be in a constant state of rage. It is not possible to condemn racism too often or too much. Also hate how this shadows the public image of the club and we can do nothing about it. But it is obviously worse for Tammy. I am confident he will handle this and wish him to bounce back even more now. And before anyone comes calling me a hypocrite, yes I still think Tammy is not the type of player we need, but I hope I am wrong and he has my support on this.

Dafuq. That is the exact opposite of the type of Player Werner actually is. He is a counter attacking pace merchant of a striker. He covers a lot of ground often found on the wings and in the channels. His finishing is not top notch nor is his goal instinct. But he does have a powerful shot and can control and move the ball at a high tempo.

I wondered that too. He sure is versatile. Can play every position in midfield and on the wing. I dont think our finishing can get any worse so it is worth a shot.

I think we should separate the two points popularity and physical demand of the sports. Some of the more niche sports have the craziest athletes. The most physically demanding sport I ever played is Rugby (where I stepped on the pitch for a 2nd Bundesliga game having started doing the sport only 4 days before). Also basketball, Tennis and football are all popular enough that I would not expect there to be an issue that lack of popualirty would cause them to be not demanding enough physically anyway. The other point, I think footballers complaining about playing every 3 days is because of conditioning. Footballers are conditioned to play once or twice a week and when this goes on, obviously their limits are gonna show. Especially when teams face each other that are in different competitions and have different schedules. If every football team would play every day like Tennis players, the game would be different. There would be more breaks, bigger squads and a less overall intensity in single regular season games. But usually the commercialization pushes the freuqency quicker than the regulation around it accomodates it. But football is different than Tennis and BAsketball in the way they are marketed. People watch regular season nba games mostly at the side and only turn in for the major turnaments and big matches. In football every match is an event in itself so people expect peak presentation. But when you need to be fit to the point 60 games per year you will disappoint people from time to time. So the busier the schedule in football gets, the more it will be like a high-frequency US sport. For better or for worse. But I do not think that this early in the season, freshness will be that much of a problem playing twice per week. The human body is capable of quickly adapting to physical challenges. Sure we will not be as fresh as Leicester but i rather think Leicester will be better prepared tactically as they had a full week to train for that. So we need to simply show our superior quality. But that is the way it has always been for top teams and I would not want it any other way.

As much as it pains me to say, we will never buy Mbappe. Even though we could financially afford it, he would never join us sadly. If we want a world beater we need to buy him before he gets the hype and develop him ourselves.

You have understood nothing. It is not about his numbers. His numbers will be fine. He will finish his career with 100+ top flight goals. But nor for Chelsea. these chances he got today are the exact situations were players show their true colors on the big occasion. They are there to be seized by those who have what it takes. I dont blame Abraham. Most players will falter under that pressure. Only the great ones succeed. Cos that is what makes them great. Abraham is no such great player.

I agree. But in tennis or basketball al teams have that schedule. Here we are at a clear disadvantage to Leicester who could prepare for us all week. Still we are the better side. Vardy is an old man and the others are not that quick either. We should be able to win this. We just need to take our chances and we can beat any side.

Man or mouse. When Rashford made his debut he scored two goals, never looked back since. You either have it or you dont that swagger that unfaltering confidence that badass attitude that killer instinct. That penalty is the one moment you look forward to since you are a boy and there is only one thing you can do. Strike it with conviction in a sensible direction. Stand up and be counted. Tammy did not in any way give the Impression that he was up to the occasion. He is not ready and will never be. If it had been a good pen and Adrian had pulled out a great save then fair play. But the tame pathetic way he shot it gave away who he truly is. No Chelsea material. He might become a better player, he might become a regular goalscorer or an allround forward. But he will never be a world class striker.

Chilwell is overrated and has Enlgish tax on him. I do not see him as fundamentally better player than Emerson. If we were to sign someone to start over Emerson he should nto only be better at the basic stuff but also offer something different. Anyway, I can make do with any defenders we have right now. Midfield is fine anyway. If i could have any signing I just would want a world class striker no matter what.

He is a good player. Quick and good with the ball at his feet. Top finish for the offside goal too. Even if they do not count, you can pull confidence from them as they were scored in a full pressure situation.