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God damn it medias are so f-ing stupid always pointing about how no Chelsea players/manager was at the wedding! Collegues at wedding is not a thing, it's not an obligation. Especially in that case. So why do they have to that stupid?!

Ok so it's just Mourinho being a d*ckhead And I love how his ex tries to roll her in the dirt. She's your ex, dummy, how surprising is it that you try to destroy her?!?! Lol what a circus.

I haven't seen too much about it so I don't know that much.Basically, she ran to help an injured player and Mourinho got pissed, and doesn't allow her to be on the bench anymore? Is there more to know? Because like that, it just seems like Mourinho is being a huge d***. I'm probably missing something right? Maybe she ran onto the pitch at a moment Mourinho wanted to stall? If I'm not missing much, then I really hope she wins. I like Mourinho, always liked him, but there should be a limit to what you do even if you're pissed.

You signature says it all. You have a big tolerance issue

My version:

Because people believe anything and if somebody says "that's her" then they don't look further and share it as Eva Carneiro.But it's Eliska Kovarova. And if you do a google image search, a lot of websites also claim it's Kovarova. And I don't know why in hell Eva Carneiro would do a picture like this. It's from a time when she wasn't famous, so I really don't see why this kind of picture would exist of her.

Not her

Great pic I wonder where it came from in the first place!

Thanks! PIctures are named "1280" so I'm waiting for the 1280pxls And by the way, the first one in bigger:

Christophe Lollichon, french GK coach, intelligent guy, appears sometimes on football tv shows in France. He was Cech's trainer in Rennes, and Cech came in CHelsea and texted Lollichon, inviting him to come to Chelsea too. Eva is a delight, as usual

Don't you know the word "respect"?

Haven't even thought about this possibility but yeah it's more likely

Milan is just surfing on Eva Carneiro's wave. They probably looked for the hottest physio they could find. Not a great process IMO

lol to people not knowing Huntelaar and thinking he's a bad player

I couldn't follow the team the pasts 5-6 weeks, how does Azpi do? Does he play?

The guy is dumb asking that but Cole is way more stupid answering that. Dumb f*ck

You have a point when you say that these jokes are old and unimaginative, but it's the same with the lame Liverpool, Arsenal or MU jokes

Maybe we could stick to the subject? I don't think there is any problem saying that she is beautiful. First because it's true, and then because it doesn't mean we think she sucks as a doctor. Of course if she's Chelsea's first team doctor she is a great doctor. But I see you're point when I see photoshoped pics and comments like this:

In France we have kind of a similar thing that capriccioso posted! When Messi shots 2 feet outside the goal it's: "OH MESSI EXTRAORDINAIRE! SI C'EST DEDANS C'EST PAREIL C'EST ABSOLUMENT MAGNIFIQUE! SOMPTUEUSE ACTION DE MESSI!" ("OH MESSi, UNBELIEVABLE! IF IT'S IN IT'S THE SAME THING IT'S ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! SOMPTUOUS PLAY BY MESSI!") When Ronaldo scores a wonderful goal, it's "Et but de Ronaldo" ("And Ronaldo scores") Funny thing? Both happenend in the Real - Barca second leg. Ronaldo scores the gorgeous goal with the back heel flick, you can hear the commentators being disappointed as hell. At the end of the game, Messi shoots outside the goal, but I think both commentators had an orgasm. You just think Messi scored a goal that counts for 3 goals.

Now there is a huge CM problem