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Yup please don't let us play like Man City - clueless!!! I used to love European nights at the. Bridge - Electric atmosphere, spine tingling stuff. Lets have one of those nights!!!!

To be fair the whole world thinks he's a joke... To keep going out on the pitch takes balls... Just wish those balls would translate into goals... Trouble is, to me, he's like an auditionee on X-Factor or whatever the fuck its called, someone somewhere is responsible for that person thinking they are good... Then in front of the whole world - guess what, they fucking ain't and it turns into cringe time... Maybe someone should start such a show hmmm #planning...

Sounds like a load of old blah blah blah... Not needed it till now, see no pressing need now... With the rise of Social Media the club can communicate easily and freely with me... I don't need a doofus in the middle to represent my views? But hey, if that's what floats your boat - best of luck

Bash Roman, our Board and anybody else they care to poke a finger at... Viva la Revolution - oh wait, that ends in shit with people being worse off than before...

That's just the German in you He's cheap, but agree a beast in Midfield like Ballack would really help sort our shit out now

I know, that comment is one step up from Torres telling Benitez he had a dream where he scored lots of goals and Benitez then mentions it in a Press Conference... Un-fucking-believable....

Well even 50% performance will be better than the 0% we currently have - 5-8 million, good replacement if Danny leaves... GET HIM... fuckit GET ANYBODY

You also missed out the bits he said about analysing video tape of Wigan game where we played well... Did we - I thought we had a collapse in the 2nd half... my memory is shit, too much cannabis when younger... So at least they are doing VIDEO ANALYSIS and understanding what worked well and what didn't - but I'M FUCKING surprised that was mentioned as if that shit wasn't happening I'd be fucking shell shocked... As for Training, evey game we lose, training should be doubled - I'm not talking about running around - I'm talking about tactics and seeing over and over again where we fucked up, so the players know not to fuck it up again - that's called learning and they can fucking well sit there and learn until they get it, fucking 100's of thousands a week and only small training sessions... the fuckers would be there at 8am until 6pm... So they should shit themselves as after Benitez and PEP - I'm next on the fucking list

Yup found it but via SEARCH... FUCK - AS USUAL you need a UK PROXY - grumbles....

Think you meant 'nowhere' - instead of 'nothing' Maybe he just had sex (and not with his hand!!!) and realised life aint so bad after all...

STOP SHOUTING dude But yeah get your point - and love how you now use plenty of FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT in your posts - I remember you (in your early days) moaning at ME for swearing LMAO :D So I agree - let's cut the doom and gloom at least until tomorrow night

Fuck watching them video's - admittedly some of the defending is shit and he wouldn't get that time or space - but he's a quality player and JUST what we need right now... He said he didn't like the Germans (no offence to our friendly Germans) - so bring the boy back and let's get him playing...

Of course - I was also being sarcastic... Even I would look fucking good in training

Yeah, he means when the other players have left the pitch and there's just him and 2 empty nets.... Even he doesn't miss then... Add in some team-mates, some opposition and a tiny bit of pressure = FAIL The guy has the worst mental strength I have ever seen on anybody, it's actually laughable - he needs to go see a hypnotist or something...

Agreed - thing is - when he plays for Brazil he actually does shit like that - it's so frustrating... Maybe he's doing it though, because HE IS getting frustrated with the SHIT play in front of him and thinks, fuck it - I'll show them how it's done... (Talking about his runs forward) On the standing around bit - he really needs to improve this, nothing I hate more than seeing a player give up, fair play to Rooney and RvP - I've seen them track right back to their 18yrd box to make a tackle when they lose possession... The mentality we are missing is: DEFEND AS A TEAM ATTACK AS A TEAM We just seem to say, you guys defend and we attack - that shit aint working

I'm starting a NEW CAMPAIGN!!! nachikethas OUT!!! nachikethas OUT!!! nachikethas OUT!!! He hasn't even won anything, we're playing really badly, NO PLAN B!!! nachikethas OUT!!! :D :D :D

Phew... had me worried Maybe it's just an 'insurance' thing - that Ambulances have to be present at ALL training games etc - much like matchdays?

Maybe Benitez ate too many pies Or Ashley has been busy with his Airgun again... Or maybe Benitez and Torres have attacked each other... Probably be a member of the groundstaff or admin team - so hope it isn't CFC player related - could have been a 50/50 tackle though - which is MOST worrying

We should bring him back from Loan - and stick him straight into the first team...

Exactly - careful what you wish for... Past performance is NO indication for future success - I love Mourinho, but just cannot see him coming back... the Expectation is too great, the risk too high - he won't want that 'blot' on his perfect Managerial record... Hence why I think he is destined for Utd...

Yeah, but they are not stupid enough to 'Win or Bust' - so they will play cagey and focus on the draw... That's the best result for both teams as far as they are concerned...

The Ferrari was purchased after he left the first time - since then they have rebuilt a relationship of sorts. I agree on the 'never say never philosphy' - but my views on CFC are pretty dissilussioned at the moment... The words 'clusterfuck' spring to mind... Therefore, I just cannot see Jose wanting to repeat the same mistakes... What is it they say - 'Never go back'....

He will never be back here... That's the simple, but gutting reality... RA fucked up big time, he knows it, we know it, even the Aliens inhabiting other planets know it... But just cannot see him coming back and I think he will end up at Utd. Regret is possibly one of the worst emotions ever...

Ok, so when everybody else says play Moses up front on his own etc etc That's acceptable? I say play Torres + 1 other up front - Moses, Marin, Piazon etc And now that's a stupid idea? I'm well aware of our lack of Strikers, see my posts in the Summer - when I was asking for any striker and actually wanted Berbatov for 5 million... 4231 is not working! 4411 or 442 might, with a non recognised striker playing an advanced role to give the team another 'option' on an 'out' ball...

That's been my point all along... I hated 4231 formation it just wasn't working and RDM had no other ideas... Then RB comes in and does exactly the same fucking thing We are a 1 trick pony... Fair play to the old cunt SAF he mixes it up a bit and so does that wanker Mancini e.g. 352 or 3511 Why can't we try this??? Our current formation is shit and maybe 2 players up front will give us a better chance of holding up ball... #grumbles I could do a better fucking job!!! I've taken Crawley town to the Premiership, won Blue Sq Cup, League Cup and Promotion and Premiership... Have a team of 22yr olds with some older players and about to sign Messi for 10 million!!! I've used evey formation possible and tend now to match up to my opponents formation, if thy play 4231 I put 5 in midfield and rape them! That's what's happening to us and NONE of our last 2 Managers or Coaches can see this? Fucking retarded if you ask me!!! (Not that you probably are...)