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Yeah just to be clear - not blaming Bertrand - blaming Rafa for putting him there! I know Bertrand will run his heart out and give everything - just not fair he's being asked to do a role he's not meant for. Reading my posts don't think this was clear - he should rotate with Cole and only do that Anyway 3-0 now - lets get back above the Spuds

Lukaku scored for WBA - excited about BA and Lukaku in the same team - immense strike force

We deserved that Begovic has been playing, as all fucking keepers do, well against us Still not sure on Bertrand, would rather loan him out next year and keep KdB... Unless he stays in defence... In midfield he offers fuck all - really a waste of a player...

Credit to Lampard for chasing that lost cause - still think he has another year in him at CFC - regardless of the youth!!!

Get in Gooooalll

Bertrand off Marin on - Stoke will lose players then

Euuugh that's just wrong - please delete

No plastic was around a lot longer than that - I'm leaning towards Spikes description - as when credit cards were first introduced (showing age) it was plastic money, e.g. Not real - like the 'rubber cheques'... To be fair words and meanings change with new generations - look at 'gay' for instance, used to mean lively and happy So actually I think you're both right on balance

Actually it was Benitez who was trading on those rumours - but he needs to drop Torres now!

Spending money is NO guarantee of success. I don't think Pullis is under achieving. Stoke is a pretty small city and they've done well since coming up from the Championship. Every club that goes into Europe has a hangover season, look at us when we first went into Europe. It's hard for Stoke to attract players as they are not a well known team, so often have to buy from other PL clubs - which means paying a premium. All in all - I don't know a manager that could be doing a better job at Stoke? I don't rate Pullis as highly as Moyes - but still think he does a pretty good job... Just my opinion tho

Exactly, Rafa came in, Torres scored a few goals - he's back everybody thought! Actually, he wasnt! So now Benitez has been trading on the premise that he is a Torres 'whisperer' (play on horse whisperer) and he's being let down by Goldibollox! So Benitez, time to man-up and realise Fernando is only going to embarrass you, like he has done to 2 previous managers and hundreds of thousand fans. Put Torres where he belongs, on the bench!!! DO NOT let him destroy CFC and you!!!!

That post alone shows why you're member of the month Fucking spot-on!!!!

I reach it every fucking day!!! I must like too much

Le Big Mak is back

Well done Choulo - another good showing Seem like a decent bunch of lads from Stoke - some good answers - I particularly love the 'We're a team part' - no individual praise... I like Pullis as a Manager, he's down to earth and says what he wants a bit like Holloway If they want Torres - come get him - I'd swap him for Walters today

A stomach bug doesn't make you that shit... Fuck me Didier played with Malaria (if I remember correctly) - thats FAR FUCKING WORSE than a Stomach Bug... Must have been the fucking losers period - he acts like a pussy, might as well bleed like one! Hmm probably too far - but I'm annoyed at such a pathetic fucking excuse... A person with no arms or legs is more of a goal threat than Goldibollox...

Excellent post mate - completely sums it up for me... I love how you're even 'tougher on him' than I am - making him train up the road... I would have said down the road, don't want his shitness being carried down by the wind It is a fucking disgrace... Think back to the recent players - we had Flo, Crespo, Jimmy, Eidur, Didier etc - all worked hard and tried hard... Just looking at his stroppy face makes me want to smash up my TV... I hope for the love of God - Wednesday was a turning point in people's view on him inside the club... He should never be allowed to stick our shirt on again...!

Nice one You are a lyrical genius Too much time on your hands

Really? Why's that? He's had exposure to some great competitions, is playing with some great players and will end up a better player... This always happens when a BIG FISH from a SMALL POND is moved to a BIG POND... PLUS it takes at least 1 year to settle into the Prem - anybody thinking anything different has been playing too much FM / FIFA...

Yup ship him back to Spain - Atletico would be good, then transfer a fuck load of Euro's into their account and walk away with Falcao...

His Astronomical contract will have 'breach' conditions, like any contract. Publically stating he would rather play for another team - could easily be deemed a breach of trust, detracting from the clubs branding etc. Definitely 'fineable' offence - plus his motivaitonal displayes on / off the pitch tend to suggest he isn't happy. So I would demote him. There's nothing in a contract that says you cannot be demoted or made to play for the reserves... So basically, fuck him and any other player that comes to this club and expects to pick up a paycheque - we're CFC not PSG / Man City... The sooner the players realise this, the better our team morale will be and the quicker we can get back to being a team that is feared on the pitch. Yes it might seem 'draconian' - but you can't make an omellette without breaking eggs... Being 'Spanish' Torres should know this

Agree - look at the patience shown with Torres - if Marin had 1/10th of that support it would be nice. Is he a new Messi - NO! Can he work hard, play well for Chelsea - YES! We gotta give him a chance, I think he prefers the LEFT - but Cole + Hazard starting to build a relationship there, so put him on the RIGHT and let him and Azpi get a relationship going... Also - he is good at tracking back and 'nicking' the ball - apart from his crazy tackle (adrenalin rush) - he's been good...

Fine him... Drop him to the reserves along with Malouda Fuck him off at the end of the season - useless wanker! Hope he breaks both legs - at least then the insurance would cover us for his remaining salary...

Fine him, stick him in the wilderness with Malouda and then offload him in the summer... I'd fine him every week - so we don't pay him anything until the end of the season. Fuck the LMA !!! Bring Walcott in and maybe some other players... and we'll easily make the CL spot. Sign Falcao in the summer = Job Done... Now - how difficult was that? It also sends a clear message to the players - don't get too fucking big for your boots... I like that about SAF - he's the boss and the players know it...

Agreed - it's not like a Billionaire cannot afford a Satellite Phone Everybody needs a holiday and a break away from the daily grind - might help him get some clarity....