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17 is too young for Anal sex Joke!!!!

Unfortunately it's 'intent' - you can be charged under law purely under 'intent'... Madness I know! His intentions were aggressive - bullshit I know, but that's what will happen. Eden is in for a tough time over the next few weeks, luckily he has JT (the expert) to help him out - but hope this doesn't make him think of playing outside of England. The English press are cunts and won't let him forget this in a hurry!!!

Fuck off Swansea!!!!

This will be Hazards legacy - like Cantona Ball boys will be shitting themselves

Please Roman OVERREACT AND SACK BENITEZ TONIGHT

Lol Need goals!! Bring on Bertrand!!! Rafa you tactical fucking genius!!! Honestly summer cannot come soon enough! Can we sack him now and bring Nigel Adkins in?

Yeah Oscar shit too! We need width - Marin - why play Oscar? Rafa can fuck off his team selection is shit

Get it right he's Welsh! Fuck all to do with England That little prick likes sucking off sheep!

Ok - but in 20 mins he's been awful! Oh well 3 game ban now, gives him a rest

Sigh now Red card!!!!

Hazard has been shit - I'm not accepting that bollox any longer - he tried something and it hasn't fucking worked - has it! Obviously Swansea is too big for him - bench him!

Get Hazard off!

Oscar off Marin on Hazard off Torres on C'mon Benitez - do something other than dream of pies!!!!

Fucks sake no width!!! Stop coming inside - crosses = easy to defend! Beat the Chanpionship level defender and get to the byeline !!!!!

Lol Swansea - average team and we can't beat em lol. As bad as Villa vs Bradford I've accepted it this season, but if this shit happens next season - not gonna be impressed!

Mata / Hazard / Oscar = Does not work!!! Don't play it again please.... Too narrow and no threat...

One question has Marin been on? As we need width - falling into the same trap as Villa yesterday - no FUCKING width!!!!

Admit only watched 7 mins so far, been out with clients... But this is ABYSMAL Our players are shocking Hazard and Ramires couldn't pass water. Wow - welcome to the future

Yup 5million is a steal for AC suitor.... I did think Shaw would be the next England LB... But I've been wrong so many times with 'Youth' - I dunno - if I say he's shit he'll be world class I still think 5 mil is a good punt

Yup Villa lost out on that - should have had at least 3 first half... We need to be ruthless and crush their dreams immediately - with no relenting!

Lol

Lmao - I love Bitee's humour! He -0wn3d you there Rmpr

Yup - agreed... Just hate the absolute bullshit media stories about CFC... I would like Mourinho back, but something tells me it could never be the same, so if he doesnt come back - cool... It's like breaking up with a bird, missing her, getting back together only to break up again - because the same problems were always there... I don't know - but hopefully this season will have shocked the Board + Roman into realising this 'Manager merry-go-round' is benefitting precisely no-one!

Yup complete bollox.... Jose has always kept in touch with Senior Players (well those left) and Backroom staff... Another load of toss concocted by a shit paper with the hope of generating a few extra sales...

Yup but one good season doesn't make a 'summer'... The lad has potential - but so many players fail to live up to expectation... I'd keep monitoring him, I don't think he's that much better than Bertrand at the moment - but if he improves considerably, then we have an option to buy him... Signing him now and 'stalling' his development wont help us or him... As for loaning him out - great... We're going to have no 'player loyality' at all soon... with all of our 'future' prospects playing at other clubs... Something needs to be resolved around this and soon...