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My god Bertrand is worse than Torres - just passes back ALL the time...

How to beat CHELSEA PRESS US... We panic like fucking idiots and give the ball away!!!! Fucking pathetic...

Lol another game where we haven't turned up

Really - cool, we need him - he's awesome, great box to box midfielder, always playing forward and a tough guy too...

fuck just seen lineup!!! great - narrow game, nothing on the left, nothing on the right - absolutely pathetic team lineup....

anybody see Andros Townsend for QPR what a player - how much did QPR pay for him? Looks awesome!!!

Theoretically anything can be made to work, it's putting it into practice that's hard. That's 2 managers from the past 3 the players have complained about. Yes RB is to blame, but the players are pissing me off also (if these rumours are true) they are paid ludicrous amounts of money to be PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS - surely they should understand tactics? If they don't, RB has to spoon feed them - until they are doing what he wants. This situation is fast becoming AVB v2.0 - what annoys me is that Spurs seem to be doing OK under AVB - so is the problem Chelsea players? Have we got a team of retards or something? All in all confusing and annoying - same old excuses = same old shitty performances = fans suffer...

Yup sadly that's happening to most people - I also said give him a chance - I hoped for the guy that got Valencia winning, instead, like Torres - we have a washed up lunatic with the decision making prowess of a person consuming their body weight in LSD... Honestly, he must be seeing Unicorns vs Dragons on the pitch - because he's not watching the same game as us... Just hope today goes well!

Lol Ollie - get back to Fifa Ultimate

Lol this sums up Torres for me.... I had a big night in London last night, needed to be up at 5:30am for my flight back to Salzburg... I think I heard the alarm on phone going off and switched it off and went back to sleep... I then dreamed of a football match and Torres was scoring for Chelsea, I woke up and thought WTF tat ain't right - checked the clock 6:15am!!! I just knew Torres playing well and scoring was a dream... Thank god for Business Class Fast-Track security, as still made flight

I still think Luiz in DM is the best position for him, we have defensive cover, he's mobile and tries hard to set a tempo. We HAVE missed him, no doubt - is he back tomorrow?

Hmm good move loaning KDB to Werder, they're as shit as us at converting chances He's gonna fi in easily

Nice post, exactly what I would have wrote - except on iPad too and it's a mission I particularly agree with the 4-2-3-1 it REALLY isn't working with our current personnel - lets be adaptive... 4-4-1-1 or something, anything... Just NOT Bertrand on LW, that's as stupid as RDM's use of RAMIRES ON RW!!!

Exactly! Kind of begs the question of why where they stupid enough to put themselves in this predicament?

Source?

Nah we need Midfielders Defensive Midfielder and Deep lying playmaker They will naturally make the defence better

Get used to it... This is called the FFP effect.... Oh well it makes me laugh watching SSN trying to find anything going on - a mans cat reports that Norwich have launched a bid... Rofl tossers - way to waste my subscription money

Bored... Since Rafa came Chelsea is no fun

Ref having meltdown in Spain!!!

Can't believe Sam Mattaface is smashing that big titted bird... Although I would use her as a warm up for Kirsty Gallacher - she looks filthy!!!

Looks like Shaun of the Dead Part II... Fucking muppets!

Yup big relief only 3 game ban

Only place to be Find myself agreeing with nearly everything he says, scary really Mentions @hutcho CFC, Rmpr, Stingray and Didierforever

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Priviet Dennis, Kak Dela? I don't have Cyrillic enabled on iPad and its been a few years since I lived in Mockba - but remember it fondly Anyway, see you soon! Pocha...