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Bucharest is awesome! Was there last week, cheap everything and some smoking hot women! Especially the 'cheap' strip club we went into so many hot women prepared to do anything for £20 I of course being professional, sat at the bar and watched the floor

Was at a work meeting and was watching Daily Express updates - they slated Torres and said luckily for Sparta most chances fell to him... BA at the weekend please Yeah Torres fanboys will be quiet for a few days Worshipping a false god is never easy

I think this is a problem with too much rotation - CB and GK need to form a partnership, you need to pick the defenders and goalkeeper and try to keep it static. Utd look a lot more solid now Vidic is back as him and Ferdinand have a great understanding and since that DeGea has been playing much better too. The sooner Terry +1 start consistently, the better our defence will be

Ok - but Torres is hopeless compared to Hernandez at Utd... I've seen around 15-20 World Class passes to Torres and he's either lost the ball (poor touch) or been nowhere near the goal. His positioning is awful, his anticipation is non existent and apart from a great pass to Ramires I've been hoping he gets injured (wrong I know) for a long time. The guy is a soulless, self interested loser. He always looks sulky!!! Obviously we have no plan B, we don't even have a Plan A? That's also been mentioned by me hundreds of times and was my main criticism of RdM! I've also highlighted that a 'simple' opposition 'press' shuts us down completely! This is why we need Marin and Moses for some games, keep them out wide and stretch teams to create space and nullify the ability to 'Press'. If we keep trying to play through the middle then it's easy for teams to make us look shit. Also our TEMPO has been rubbish, way too slow and boring... So, MANY problems - but nothing Mourinho couldn't sort in a few weeks

This has been mentioned thousands of times already, there's even some 'drawings' on the matter from a guy called Seb. The trouble is: Torres even if he gets passes still fucks it up on the majority of occasions and the players just lump it up to BA a la Didier style. It's been a problem for a number of years But - without our Midfield goals - we would be in the same position as Newcastle So lets not get too disheartened... We need a good manager in the summer who can help us transition from defence to attack in an organised, efficient way. It's fine using Manure as an example, but they have had the same philosophy for 25 YEARS!!! We've had as many approaches as managers, no wonder it's a bit disjointed

Agree fucking sick of 4-2-3-1 it's fucking shit, sick of the obsession with it... It's not FM and it's not a wonder tactic - too narrow and we look shit. The DITHER zone where nobody moves into space and we play risky balls and get undone on the counter... Whatever is said about Lamps - we're gonna miss his goals next season

This... If you are told 'surplus to requirements' - you have no arguments if you don't leave. In most 'normal' jobs those words = redundancy Malouda knew what he was doing - and now it hasn't worked out he's pissed off... But the fault is his and his alone. The club were honest with him (well done) and he chose to ignore that!

Standard clause IIRC - if the opposition wants to field the player, they have to get approval from CFC and the FA/EPL It's to do with match fixing etc...

Lol don't listen to an ex-Gooner Especially one that has turned into Chris Eubanks He has to say something controversial as he is getting less and less airtime! Luiz was out of order - hope he apologised to the lad and everything is cool...

I only saw the first half of Wigan vs Huddersfield - but they were 3-0 up with some great play and some non-starting prem players... That's how we should have felt with Brentford... Martinez is growing on me as a manager... Love the teams playing style... Maybe he will be here in the summer?

Lol if you believe that you will believe anything! Terry is smart enough not to disrespect his manager in public, but don't for a minute delude yourself that he likes Benitez!

Lol go Andy Townsend slating RB for saying Terry will find it difficult to get in team Good lad Andy! He also said Benayoun talking shit about Torres not being treated right Good old boy Townsend!

Fucks sake Luiz that was disgraceful! Club should fine him for that - unacceptable!

Hope you had a bet on it

Wow could be 5 or 6 now....

Fucks sake take Mata off not Moses

Lol now take him off Good lad well played

Take Mata off for Marin FFS mata needs a rest - so out of form...

Wow this shows how far our mindset has slipped.... European champions can't even beat a team 43 places below them! 135 mins of football and we haven't led the tie once! That's my problem That is shame!

Lol not panic it's worse! It's shame ! The whole world can see how shit we are, how we have fallen. Disgusting really....

Lol long kicks have never worked yet we keep trying Definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Wow how shit are we? Mata - get him off Should have played Oscar for Mata and left Marin in the team! Moses and Marin on the wings... Lampard just missed a sitter... Awful game! We could be going out!

Lol awesome

Malouda - shadow player in/out form like a whores draws... Not a big loss...

WTF? Of course it's not... Jesus already slating Marin and he's played what 3-4 games for about 150 mins? KdB was loaned out to get experience and that's what he's getting, and most people consider him for the pivot rather than a winger which Marin is? Honestly - the shit you read on this site sometimes!