We Hate Scouse

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734528/Roman-Abramovichs-daughter-offers-glimpse-life-Chelsea-owner-Instagram-pics.html I can safely come to the conclusion that Abramovich's daughter would definitely get it.

I'm crying. What the fuck is this? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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We've lost 3 of our last 5 games there. Everton aren't an easy team by any means, especially at Goodison. Very naive prediction.

Ironic statement from a Chelsea fan. Look at our history of strikers since Abramovich...

A quick google of TMW leads me to believe it stands for The Mortgage Works. What do they know? Terrible source.

Damn I need to make me some more money. There's so much that goes around the world everyday it can't be that hard, surely?! Urgh

We absolutely can. He missed training. Mourinho has made it very clear he wants 3 strikers, he wouldn't let one just go gallivanting around Spain on the piss. He's gone, certain of it.

Why's he speaking in a South African accent?

Not concerned by this. 4 goals and 20 assists is outstanding but look who he was providing that services to. World class players who knew how to finish. United do not have that. Not to mention the difference in physical play between the leagues. What are his stats at international level?

His head looks like its been photoshopped on haha

The club want to be a cringey family club like Fulham. They'll give out these next...

I've never been more embarrassed in the club. Foam hands? Fuck off.

He's flying over tonight for his medical. A swoop in the morning should do it.

What's your view on religion as a whole?

That could just mean that the deal to bring Destro to Chelsea doesn't involve Torres. Why would we have 4 strikers for 1 position? Nothing to say they won't take Torres on loan as part of another deal.

Destro can sit in the reserves and never play a game for us for all I care. Imagine the scenes if Torres leaves. I think the celebrations would be bigger than when he scored that goal against Barca. There'd be an open top bus with all the players on it, just to show he ins't our player any more, millions would turn out for it. If it's a loan I'll buy a Roma shirt with Torres on the back so their shirt sale figures go up for that slight chance they think he'll be a good investment for marketing purposes.

You're sounding more and more like David Icke everyday with the bullshit you spout. "This century is our judgement day" being my favourite. You think they didn't have social problems 100 years ago? 200 years ago? 300 years ago? You're so out of touch it's unreal.

What do you make of Birmingham as a place? I hate it

Thought you was talking about Oscar at first....

You seriously think people are looting because they're against capitalism? And you tell people to use their brains. 90% of those people wouldn't be able to tell you what capitalism was. You've obviously never been caught up in anything like this. The looters are opportunists not protesters.

I read the post before I read who posted it. I was adamant it was KEVIN WOODFURNACE

Imagine the reaction if he makes a mistake....

What do you think's happened to that girl he was infatuated with but no longer talks about?

I imagine Eric's murdered a few ladiez in his time..