We Hate Scouse

This is fun being Ryan. I'm really enjoying being depressed.

That's true, we're our own sub-species. Scotarians. The most disgusting, vile people in the world.

It's because we're a pathetic nation that knows we can't stand on our own two feet. We would crumble under independence. The regression would be like nothing ever seen before. Barbarians would rule the lands. It would be the sub-human zoo.

There's no buses in Scotland. We're more deprived than North Korea. We're such a pathetic nation.

We do indeed

It's just occured to me that this is going to be rather embarrassing when my name changes back...

That seems to happen a lot. My mum always spits on me if I say I won't go pick up her drugs.

It'd be wrong to tarnish the name of the great, sexy, ITK, maestro that is We Hate Scouse

I hate being Scottish, it makes me want to inject myself with heroin

I imagine there'll be a few other players to take in to consideration if they get relegated and not just Reus.

Who names their kid Jude? Pretty sure they want him to get bullied.

This is going to get confusing

So Ryan?

Which one?

*Ryan

Nope my penis is 2 inches

Excellent. I suppose I better change my nationality to Scottish and take up heroin.

Dion would, he's Brazilian, everyone know's Brazilian's are bisexual. Just ask Henrique. I'd have to see your girlfriend before I make a decision....

No wonder you're always friend zoned. Green eyes with blonde hair. What an abomination.

I know he's good looking, but that's a bit full on.

Can I change my name to RyanDavidson?

oi blud manz will merk you up fam. Man lyk Harry will shank u up bruvvvvvv

Sozza Jakeo you whacka

You're drunk. Go home.