We Hate Scouse

You do know Ali G is Sacha Baron Cohen, right? AKA Borat & Bruno If you're with your missus visit here: http://www.icebarlondon.com/ If you're not with her visit here: http://playboyclublondon.com/ Visit Leicester Sq at night. Go to the Odeon and watch a film, then go to a restaurant for dinner, visit a few clubs and then end the night in the Hippodrome Casino.

Chelsea - Real would be so much better. More of a story.

Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret. Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

Exactly then we can start playing youth. That's how you win things right?

Hardly a bad thing

This. Look for the signs that say "Happy ending massage" On top of the history museum, get down the Science museum as well. That's pretty decent too. There's also London Dungeons and Madame Tussards which are ok.

Daily Star

Thorpe Park shits all over Chessington I use to work at Chessington best and easiest job I've ever had. So many girls as well. Good times.

Probably get Gonorrhea

True story. I absolutely love duck, it's amazing.

http://www.amsterdam-red-light-district-maps.com/London-Soho.html

Ineligible

I'd advise the complete opposite. Go to Soho and get your end away with an Eastern European sort for a score!!

The Twitter things just a bit of banter. Some people are so serious

Choulo the Mediator

Why would he want to come back? That sounds like an amazing life. What a chap. I bet he gets cheap Latvian hookers every Thursday evening too.

She's eating for two

She will be on gas & air in about 6 months time

Do you not think she has a certain glow about her...

She might not be with us much longer

Hugged McCarthy. He's getting banned for sexual assault.

Not well going by his St Etienne days, last season Zlatan scored a brace against them in a 2-0 win, whilst he was playing. (Not really comparable and I don't know if he was anything to do with the goals in all fairness) In the other game St Etienne drew 2-2. I think we should play him against them though as he probably knows them and what they can do better than any other player in the team.

Did anyone else notice the kid run on the pitch from the stands whilst we were celebrating? He looked about 12

The ironic thing is there was more intent and malice in this incident than there was in Costa's...

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