We Hate Scouse

France. Rain, shitty weather, annoying accents and French people. A kicker of a time.

I'm going to fly your husky to South Korea and chop it up and eat it. Nomnomnomnomnom

Just fuck France off and come to England

It is. Marseille's worse. Probably one of the biggest dumps I've been to in Europe and I've been to Eastern Europe...

It's basically Scotland, but warmer.

It's a dump.

Praise the lord

But if I get some inside info I can't post it as this berk

Citeh just scored 90th minute. Cunts.

Can you change me back yet

Who's Sam? My names Ryan and I'm a big fat idiot.

It's hard having to pretend to be so ugly.

Someone changed it back to Ryan. Rageeeeee

Yaaaay I'm back

I couldn't sleep last night. The thought of being Ryan Davidson was just too much for me. I'm not sure how much longer I can carry on like this.

It isn't a new thing at all. There has always been a history of English players going out partying until early hours and lacking morals. Just because Lampard and Terry have matured now doesn't mean they were sensible when they were Wilsheres age. You can find numerous examples for any other player. Gerrard hitting a DJ Ferdinand missing drugs tests Rooney and the granny

We'd beat you at Aussie rules

I am you...

I feel so disgusting and ugly being Ryan

i don't want to be Ryan any more wahwahwah

I can't stay like this forever. It was fun at first, now I want to commit suicide!!

All three are very closely intertwined. Are you sure you're not Scottish?

Glasgow Celtic is an Irish football club. All of its supporters are Irish and we are in now way affiliated with Scotland.

Lewishams just as grim as Scotland