We Hate Scouse

I feel so disgusting and ugly being Ryan

i don't want to be Ryan any more wahwahwah

I can't stay like this forever. It was fun at first, now I want to commit suicide!!

All three are very closely intertwined. Are you sure you're not Scottish?

Glasgow Celtic is an Irish football club. All of its supporters are Irish and we are in now way affiliated with Scotland.

Lewishams just as grim as Scotland

This is fun being Ryan. I'm really enjoying being depressed.

That's true, we're our own sub-species. Scotarians. The most disgusting, vile people in the world.

It's because we're a pathetic nation that knows we can't stand on our own two feet. We would crumble under independence. The regression would be like nothing ever seen before. Barbarians would rule the lands. It would be the sub-human zoo.

There's no buses in Scotland. We're more deprived than North Korea. We're such a pathetic nation.

We do indeed

It's just occured to me that this is going to be rather embarrassing when my name changes back...

That seems to happen a lot. My mum always spits on me if I say I won't go pick up her drugs.

It'd be wrong to tarnish the name of the great, sexy, ITK, maestro that is We Hate Scouse

I hate being Scottish, it makes me want to inject myself with heroin

I imagine there'll be a few other players to take in to consideration if they get relegated and not just Reus.

Who names their kid Jude? Pretty sure they want him to get bullied.

This is going to get confusing

So Ryan?

Which one?

*Ryan

Nope my penis is 2 inches

Excellent. I suppose I better change my nationality to Scottish and take up heroin.

Dion would, he's Brazilian, everyone know's Brazilian's are bisexual. Just ask Henrique. I'd have to see your girlfriend before I make a decision....