We Hate Scouse

No wonder you're always friend zoned. Green eyes with blonde hair. What an abomination.

I know he's good looking, but that's a bit full on.

Can I change my name to RyanDavidson?

oi blud manz will merk you up fam. Man lyk Harry will shank u up bruvvvvvv

Sozza Jakeo you whacka

You're drunk. Go home.

Do you have blue eyes as well? If so Spike will love you. Why do you think he's called Spike Spiegel? SS and Spiegel is German and as we all know every German is a Nazi. Especially if they're actually Austrian or Australian. Rudy Nazi's.

This guy must be suicidal right now....

They'd be better of lobbying UEFA to allow clubs to have an extra £1,000,000 on their FFP books if they implement this idea. No one loses out then.

Azpi played against Citeh Luis missed it

Don't know about Azpi, but Willian came off injured against Citeh

They're injured.

Unfortunately there's a hell of a lot more demand than there is than supply so if anything they'll put prices up. They don't care about the working class fans. I've signed the petition, but have signed similar in the past. Very pessimistic about the outcome.

There has been further meetings with Yokohama, but no agreement yet as far as I am aware.

If you punch your self in the face now it'll be just as satisfying because you're still a twat x

But Harry, you're gay.

They have strict guidelines they have to follow. If they don't they get banned. If they get banned they'll most likely lose their jobs. I'm sure the journos would love to get a decent story

Shouldn't be that tough...

Crazy to think next season they could all be gone.

What??

That's what I was thinking!! Where do I sign up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15549314 Really stopped him in the past

It's because that's the only name he can pronounce without any issues.

Well that was somewhat unexpected. Quite disappointing really as they'll probably get someone in that'll keep them up. At least he waited for the transfer window to finish, to fuck them over a bit