We Hate Scouse

I'll do a live stream from the game, £5 per viewer 🤑🤣

We had a period in the first half of about 25-30 minutes where we played absolutely exceptional football. It was what we were missing last season and really was refreshing to see. Unfortunately, second half we fell back in to what we have come to expect from this Chelsea team, however, I think had we scored that penalty it would've been a different game. I'm not going to dwell on the result and will hold on to that positivity that we saw in the first half, hopefully Poch can unlock that for longer periods of the game and we can kill teams off. I still think he's the right man to lead us forward and have full confidence in him.

Literally won the ball, crazy decision.

He might be ready 😀

Surprised Paqueta is starting for them. Soucek/Ward-Prowse double pivot has no pace, we need to take full advantage of that.

Everton's medical team must be the only one worse than ours. Injured FC.

Also Poch has only won 20% of games played against Moyes. Not a fantastic stat.

Ordered my son the home and goalkeeper kit. They both arrived today, got to say the goalkeeper one is exceptional, that should have been the away kit!!

Imagine Caicedo starts and Lavia replaces him around 70 mins

The matching shorts look SO bad. Looks like a dodgy kit your mum would get you from a market stall 🫣

Surprised Vale hasn't got a Championship loan, he has looked pretty useful when I've seen him.

Doesn't excuse the individual mistakes that he made that literally lost his team games. He's simply not good enough for us.

Meslier is a horribly overrated keeper. His expected saves have been double digit negative the last 2 seasons, to the point he was statistically one of the worst stop shotters in the prem. He just has this hype around him from a few good saves in his first season in the prem and his age. He has not developed in the slightest, if anything he has regressed. Swear to god if we get him, it'll genuinely cloud the entire transfer window for me 😫

Lavia also homegrown which pushes his price up

No way, Enzo has been sublime

Get Gallagher off the pitch now!! Awful player, awful decision making.

Offside

Get the fuck in!!!!

New season, same shit.

The absolute scenes if there's no announcement and we instead present Caicedo and Lavia on pitch just before kick off

Why are we or none of these clubs needing keepers not going for Mamardashvili? Really odd

If we bid less Brighton reject our bid, probably refuse to deal with us anymore and tell Caicedo he either stays or goes to Liverpool...now isn't the time for fucking about. Just get it done.

The deadline for new signings to play is 12pm the working day before, so on the brightside, if Lpool get him he won't be playing for them against us...

Either that or we're changing shape to 4-3-3 which just wouldn't make sense after a full preseason of 4-2-3-1...Very odd, but I'd still absolutely love it if we took him right from under Liverpool's noses and still got Caicedo