We Hate Scouse

You son of a bitch , you are nothing more than a rentboy.

I apologise with sincere regret.

Fail

Against Palace, West Brom and Liverpool. Hardly known for being free flowing goal scorers. I'd hardly be excited or happy over that. Your fixtures prior to that are where the impression of you playing shit comes from. The only notable results of your season are the victory over West Ham in November and your draw with Arsenal in August. Edit: And your draw with Citeh in January You've had a terrible season.

You had your chance to be offended when you was Korean. Now you're just plain old boring Beepu your report will fall on deaf ears.

Between the Citeh and Villa games they had 6 days rest. Between the Everton game and the PSG game they'll have 5 days rest. Between the Burnley game and the Tottenham game 7 days. That's more than enough for any player. No player should be complaining of fatigue or need a rest. We only have 4/5 games this month. That's compared to 8 in December and 8 in January. Every player should be perfectly rested now.

If you want nice weather with a language you can't understand fuck off to Syria.

France. Rain, shitty weather, annoying accents and French people. A kicker of a time.

I'm going to fly your husky to South Korea and chop it up and eat it. Nomnomnomnomnom

Just fuck France off and come to England

It is. Marseille's worse. Probably one of the biggest dumps I've been to in Europe and I've been to Eastern Europe...

It's basically Scotland, but warmer.

It's a dump.

Praise the lord

But if I get some inside info I can't post it as this berk

Citeh just scored 90th minute. Cunts.

Can you change me back yet

Who's Sam? My names Ryan and I'm a big fat idiot.

It's hard having to pretend to be so ugly.

Someone changed it back to Ryan. Rageeeeee

Yaaaay I'm back

I couldn't sleep last night. The thought of being Ryan Davidson was just too much for me. I'm not sure how much longer I can carry on like this.

It isn't a new thing at all. There has always been a history of English players going out partying until early hours and lacking morals. Just because Lampard and Terry have matured now doesn't mean they were sensible when they were Wilsheres age. You can find numerous examples for any other player. Gerrard hitting a DJ Ferdinand missing drugs tests Rooney and the granny

We'd beat you at Aussie rules

I am you...