We Hate Scouse

What a feeble pathetic shot from Oscar

Why take on a player in that position Ivanovic you fucking twat

Our subs bench is crazy weak. Where's Mikel?

As expected no Schurrle..

He has scored today

He had to be registered by 12pm yesterday, we've known he wasn't going to play since then

Cracking goal Ameobi

Hahaha El Maradonady

Good goal from Cabella. He has been great since Pardew left.

We'll see.

Kick offs 5.30

After the Christmas period it goes to 10 yellows for a ban I believe

About 5 miles south from Chelsea

No honestly it is...

No, honestly it is.

Even if it is I've managed to obtain pictures and details of companies pitching their sponsors to the club. More than any media outlet has even hinted at. Just because you posted a picture of a kit last season you was certain would be correct and it failed, no need to be a little bitch about it.

Currently snowing here!

There's a lot of lower numbers that add to 11. 74 is just random.

Why can't men take your sexism in football survey? I'm going to create a survey about sexism in surveys only open to men! That'll show you.

It's done. His medical is tomorrow. I can assure you..

74? Surely not? That's the first obsecure number I recall seeing ever in the Premier League. I'm sure I'm wrong?

Yes, that's pretty much what I was getting at. I'm a slag for Chelsea compliments I know.

Gary's deserved it. He's an absolutely quality pundit, it's very rare that I find myself disagreeing with him. When he was at United I hated the guy, but now I can't fault him. So this is a thread to appreciate the guy. He's obviously a closet Chelsea fan.

I'm not too sure to be honest with you mate

What's this? More inside info? He's having a medical tomorrow...