We Hate Scouse

Thorpe Park shits all over Chessington I use to work at Chessington best and easiest job I've ever had. So many girls as well. Good times.

Probably get Gonorrhea

True story. I absolutely love duck, it's amazing.

http://www.amsterdam-red-light-district-maps.com/London-Soho.html

Ineligible

I'd advise the complete opposite. Go to Soho and get your end away with an Eastern European sort for a score!!

The Twitter things just a bit of banter. Some people are so serious

Choulo the Mediator

Why would he want to come back? That sounds like an amazing life. What a chap. I bet he gets cheap Latvian hookers every Thursday evening too.

She's eating for two

She will be on gas & air in about 6 months time

Do you not think she has a certain glow about her...

She might not be with us much longer

Hugged McCarthy. He's getting banned for sexual assault.

Not well going by his St Etienne days, last season Zlatan scored a brace against them in a 2-0 win, whilst he was playing. (Not really comparable and I don't know if he was anything to do with the goals in all fairness) In the other game St Etienne drew 2-2. I think we should play him against them though as he probably knows them and what they can do better than any other player in the team.

Did anyone else notice the kid run on the pitch from the stands whilst we were celebrating? He looked about 12

The ironic thing is there was more intent and malice in this incident than there was in Costa's...

STOKE 1 - 1 CITEH

Yeah he's an excellent player that's lethal at set pieces, I'd much rather he didn't play

They haven't got Baines playing which is good

I'm certain if it's 0-0 and nothings happening by the 60th minute Cesc will come on. He is just being rested as a precaution

In Spike? Please tell me it's in Spike, Alex? Oh god, this can't be happening to me. It was Spike

It was Spike editing my posts I promise

Bold makes it sound a compliment. Bald.