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Schurrle can play up top as well

Embarrassing.

Don't be stupid. It was a nothing game. He is leaving for game time and development. Punishment would be not being loaned out and not being played. Ridiculous assumption.

Stop acting so butthurt. It's a perfect loan move for him. He wouldn't get much game time here, he will get plenty there. Very happy with it.

He can still leave. French teams can sign players for another hour.

Lukaku to WBA

Fellaini left the training ground at speed? Probably because he doesn't want to speak to your reporters that are surrounded by cretin fans

Ba apparently going to a PL champipns league team but not Arsenal? So Citeh or United? :/

Both Ba and Lukaku out on loan will surely mean another striker incoming

£20 million + Ibra sounds pretty fair. Then we can buy De Rossi

Bit of a bold, if not cringeworthy statement considering he hasn't even played a game for them yet...

I'm not a fake account

This has really excited me TDD makes my day at work so much better. I wish every day was TDD <3

Weird. My names Sam Rhodes. I'm reliable. That's not me. Would've been nice to speak to Mou. I say he's reliable...

Must've meant 12 months

Kagawa has been pictured on a plane going to Paris. Looks like he's off to PSG.

Probably. A new DM would be pretty nice.

Is that boy in the background playing the flute

There will be live updates on BBC Football and Sky Sports websites probably a few others as well.

Do I need to do anything?

They've had too many players in - in a short period of time. Will take them a season to gel. Top 4 contenders this year - Premier League next.

Feel sorry for the bloke he was devastated. He's proper Chels.

If the red card counts for the Champions League match, do the yellow cards also apply????

WHAT.A.GOAL

Hazard vs Rafinha