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His career has really gone down hill since leaving us....

From the Chelsea website 1 Petr Cech 28 Cesar Azpilicueta 2 Branislav Ivanovic 24 Gary Cahill 34 Ryan Bertrand 4 David Luiz 8 Frank Lampard © 13 Victor Moses 11 Oscar 21 Marko Marin 9 Fernando Torres Substitutes: 22 Ross Turnbull, 19 Paulo Ferreira, 3 Ashley Cole, 7 Ramires, 10 Juan Mata, 17 Eden Hazard, 35Lucas Piazon. I thought Cech was injured? Have they made a mistake? EDIT: They have......same article it says "Ryan Bertrand is back from injury to give Ashley Cole a rest. Ross Turnbull replaces injured Petr Cech in goal."

That German international, Audi is outstanding. Should definitely go for one of them.

Or before...I can see Neil Barnett on the pitch with him now, going around every stand welcoming him, like he does

We've met his transfer clause in his contract, Newcastle can't turn around and say no now like Real Madrid did. Chill.

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Very selfish and egotistical. The sort of player you don't want in your changing room.

Tonight I've gone for Frank Lampard to score first and Chelsea to win 2-1 @ 40/1

I wouldn't deal with the Germans! I'm not stupid enough to go near them...........

Honda's worth signing even if he isn't good enough in my opinion. We would be able to get him on minimal wages and the exposure we'd get in Japan would make up for those wages. Win, win situation. Definitely worth a punt.

Just to get it in before the game tonight....I hate you Torres, how could you miss all those chances tonight. You're so shit. Foresight is a wonderful thing

£2 million to his agent? For what? Brokering a deal for a player. That's ridiculous. Agent's should be banned and players should deal with their own business. Until that happens I gotta find out how to become an agent. Mugging football clubs within the law...

Arsenal were also close to signing Mata.....

Yeah

I'm here don't worry! Just had a busy couple of weeks, I'll hopefully be posting more over January

I'd rather Kalou!

FUCK OFF TORRES

Haha invisible. You know what I meant

Lampard also moves above Kerry Dixon to 2nd all time scorer now

9 more goals for Lampard to be top scorer of all time?

Hazard has been pretty invincible today. Disappointing.

No

"Turnbull keeps out a shot" - Commentator said it like he was genuinely surprised

Isn't Demba Ba only £7.5 million? Even better