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Look at that United squad. It's absolutely shocking. 1 player would get in our team and that's Rooney. They're going to have to spend so much this summer if they want to get back up there.

You're like a grumpy old man.

In the space of 11 minutes you have wanted Mikel to stay, leave after the world cup and then leave immediately. LOL Embarrassing...

Looks like it says "Keep calm you only finished 4th"

He was awarded the official MOTM at the end of the game.

WOODFURNACE you're boring me. Entertain me peasant.

I thought that at first, but then thought maybe he's actually overachieving with the team he has. At the beginning of the season everyone expected them to be fighting for 4th place. They won't be pushing any youth players through once he leaves as well. I think it won't be dissimilar to the affect Ferguson had leaving United

Apparently Wenger went in to the dressing room after the game and said he's leaving at the end of the season hence the media blackout.

Praying we get 7 now. You'll literally be my hero for about a week.

Referee: "Gibbs, you're off!" Ox: "But ref, it was me!" Ref: "be quiet Walcott, or you'll be off as well" EDIT: Manuf fuck you dude.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 8mSurely if this idiot ref Marriner has sent off the wrong player, we can demand a replay? #CFCvAFC Details HAHAHAHAHAHA

Closing the goal difference

RA surely brings in thousands of pounds in taxes and he pumps millions in to our economy. Never going to happen.

Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACE. Please don't leave. You bring joy to everyone. I wrote a poem for you... His name is kevin arnold His future was definitely foretold He was to become the King of a forum Where people there adore him The Illuminati decided what would happen They wrote it all out in Latin I couldn't quite understand it So I guessed it all after I scanned it Stingray was to be made the queen Because there's no GIF that he hasn't seen And Roquilla would become the filthy whore That'd suck Kevin off when Stingray was bored There was also a guy called Peppen who was KEVIN WOODFURNACE's midget slave, but that was part of another rhyme.

Anyone want a laugh follow this guy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SteveDawson0972 Absolutely hilarious.

No quotes, no facts, no story.

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Visit the WOODFURANCE thread. That'll make anyone feel better about their life.

Perhaps we should make a visit to their forums. It would be rude not to really...

Who even are you? I forgot you were a member here! Fuck off back to OTC traitor.

I just can't see that as a viable reason. Jose would've done his homework and seen how he was last season, the season before and so on. We're talking about one of the best football managers in the world here.

On every online forum... always people who think they're master scouts.

Regardless Eboue isn't a player you ought to be bragging about..

I actually lol'd when I saw the first name was Eboue. Fucksake hahahaha.

What about his midgets? Do they go too or do we like raffle them out or summin?