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Apparently it wasn't him. But kenwyne just thought it was. Jones has apologised to him. But it was one of them. They covered owens car in flour and eggs apparently.

I could probably give you a quick game now if you wanted? Don't know what the connection will be like, across the pond

Lol. Probably the most likely thing you will read in this thread.

Which Danish girl? Where? Show me? Oh please don't tell me your watching eurovision???

You hear about Kenyne Jones? Someone put a pigs head in his locker, and he thought it was glenn whelan so smashed his windscreen.

Quiet you 2. I smashed both of you...

Yeah probably.

Says who?

Welcome.

Lol. I invisage a new "Monaco league". Where they pay superstars to come play for them in their league with one team in it, and win the quadruple every year.

Absolute quality keeper. I doubt he will be a chelsea keeper though. I hope he will as he will probably be one of the greatest in the world, but i just cant see it.

I guarantee he will get constant support from us lot. Unlike at real Madrid. They haven't liked him for quite a while as his style isn't what their used to. He is also a Portuguese manager at a Spanish club which can't help matters. Madrid and chelsea are different teams. We both share managerial instability, and have a lot of money. But the situation at Madrid is different to the one here.

If he doesn't leave then he can't come here at all. So he has to leave to get here. And in any case who cares. Real madrid don't like him. We love him. Come manage us. Simples.

The whole ronaldo to chelsea things seems extremely unlikely. Price wise... It would obviously be enormous. Absolutely crazy sum of money. But he is no doubt the second best footballer in the world, even if i don't particularly like him. It's one of those transfers where i don't particularly want it to happen, but could get behind it if it did. Hazard Mata and Ronaldo would be pretty special to see. Though i would rather us improve several areas than just buy ronaldo, and let Hazard and Mata become their own "ronaldo" in terms of greatness and influence on a team.

Lol. So we are supposed to not want mourinho because of a 1 bad season yet dismiss all his great seasons. I am happy with this season. If this season hadn't gone like it did, we may not be getting him as it looks like it we may be. Can't wait. Bring him back home. Hopefully it happens.

This! Their whole bench should have been sent off. They were all on the pitch whilst the game was going on because the ball hit someones feet. Hopefully they sack Mou, and he can come home.

You mean like all those times where we had our whole team running on the pitch complaining about a handball, that wasn't even a handball... Premier league isn't even close to these lot. Yes Drogba dived, but these take it to another level. Like 8 pivots on the floor.

What a joke these lot are making football. Like get up you fucking prick, rolling round like you just got stabbed. (Not Courtois ) obviously, but the major diver.

LOL, MOU AND RONALDO CAN HEAD NORTH TOGETHER.

SAVEEEEEEEEE

lol. How long is the list?