Hybrid Angel

I think Barca should sign Verratti as Iniesta's long-term replacement not Pogba.

So much this. I still haven't forgot the day our midfield got dominated by Gaston fucking Ramirez against hull. If we don't sign a Witsel type of player we are doomed. I'm kind of ok with us going out against Psg last year because we weren't gonna win it anyway. Barca would have tore us a new arsehole with the way the press.

This fatboy was the only bright thing today. Sigh..

Tbh, one good thing is that hopefully our players will wake up by the time community shield comes up. Don't wanna lose to those bastards, don't care if it's even the Madagascar international friendly cup.

For anyone who was wise enough to sleep, I have to say I hate you. I won't make this mistake ever again. EVER.

Well I should have listened to my initial thoughts. Pre-season matches are a load of bollocks. See you guys at the Community Shield.

Considering current form Ramires has more chance of being a successful marathon runner than a successful Football player.

Oh my dear Aina.

Lads I'm seriously fearing for relegation.

Ramires is such a limited player, it isn't even funny anymore.

Fuck off this is just annoying as hell what the actual fuck Oscar

Omg Costa... Could have had a hatrick this game.

Well guess what, I fucking jinxed it. Terry with a shocker of a pack pass and they equalize and celebrate as they've won the league.

Bad communication between Zouma and Begovic. Probably Begovic's fault for not calling. Terry with magnificent goal line clearance.

Begovic, Terry, Aina, Ramires, Matic, Hazard, Loftus-Cheek and Diego Costa have all been brought on. #CFCTour

Cesc is looking sharp. Definitely the best player so far. Traore looks promising and has a deadly shot but needs to improve his vision. Moses has flair and all, but that's just about it really. Oscar is meh.

Courtois trying to dribble like Eden again?

Loic channeling his inner Torres.

YES REMY!

Ivanovic is vice-captain this season by the looks of it.

Lol I wish. But I'm on vacation right now on the other side of the world.

I was talking about how shite the pre-season is a couple of pages ago and now here I am at 4:30 AM waiting for the game to start. I hope we see some really entertaining stuff, not Moses channeling his inner Maradona and trying to dribble past the entire team.

He said can't afford to not to.

Pre-season games are shite. Highlights will do it.

I for one think he is better than Salah and Moses. He will definitely be the one to watch this season.