Leif

And he has Chelsea in his bio

Either of Aub or Payet and we'd win the league. We need more firepower, our defence is fine enough especially once Zouma's back in, our midfield isn't great but we can cope, but on the off chance Hazard gets a knock, both of these players provide individual brilliance that can win games consistently. Aub would especially be handy considering he's been playing a whole season as a striker. On the other hand, Payet would be motivated as hell since we'll be the biggest club he'll play for.

In what world is that nonsense? In blue-tint land?

But, Ronaldo is really, really declining, and there's nobody other than Hazard for Madrid to target as his replacement really. They get what they want usually so we'll see.

I'm surprised to see he's actually been averaging more goals per game than he did at Lille. Has anyone else ever gone from Ligue Un, to the Premier League, and actually scored more goals?

It looks exactly like Mourinho just snorted coke to get him through the game

At this point I can't even remember United's last league win

Our own issue is, we do not have the depth & quality of other teams. We can't rest Costa, Hazard, Azpi, Courtois, Kante, even Pedro, and that is not good. They will tire, and their potential replacements haven't even completed 90 minutes this season. It'll still be a borderline miracle if we win the league.

Just a reminder that we've ruined this guy. Boga was voted MOTM today though vs. Sevilla.

Pep himself should be charged for failing to control his players. He didn't even try to.

Pathetic team.

OUR PLAYERS HIT THE NET 4 TIMES VS CITY. THEY'VE HIT NO NETS. WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT IN ENGLAND SINCE THEY BECAME RICH AS US?

OH MY GOD IM CAUGHT UP NOW JESUS YES

I must be fucking blind or 5 minutes behind on my stream, what did Hazard do

If we win this we need a King Conte banner

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHALOBAH OFFERS NOTIHNG. HE ISN'T THE WORST BUT HE IS NOT BETTER THAN 'OK'.

but but but, he scored 1 goal, he's good enough for us, shut up bastard

LIKES FOR EVERYONE SO YOU FORGIVE MY RUDENESS

You think Willian's a good player? The absolute worst players on this planet score too, you know.

He's definitely the most cool under pressure player we have when Terry isn't on.

alright let's try this again all of our players are shit and overrated now all score please

YESESESES MY ASS HOLE IS CLENCHINGGGG

Now I do agree with Willian's decline. How can you go from my favourite player to a guy i wanna fart on

Get UP you fucking fuck

But he just scored 1 goal he's obviously better than Pele 10 seconds of good football isn't enough in 90 minutes.