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Torres on for Ba please. Rest this beautiful motherfucker for Le Arse.

Luke Shaw would suit blue...

Love goals like that

Did this commentator just say PEP talk... oh gosh.

Hazard needs to play on the right ffs

This crowd makes me want to cry. Wish every game was an away game.

I demand that we score within the next 3 minutes.

FUCK YEAH!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No idea if he's ready for a step up or not, but I wouldn't mind Poyet. His team play possibly the most attractive football in the country in my opinion. Zola's doing a good job too.

WE. WANT. MANCINI. WE. WANT MANCINI. WE WANT MANCINI.

...how about we give Vialli another shot at managing us eh?

I shall laugh if Guardiola tries converting Ribery or Robben into a false-9 lol. Anyway, won't this mean Juup Heynckes will be in contention for the managerial role here?

Didn't Sky Sports just report earlier "Guardiola will sign for an English club"? lol. And all their "Sky Sports Understands" recently can just be taken as "Sky Sports read on a club's website..." Hmm.

Guillem Balague is really damaging his rep. with all these stories he's saying are "100% untrue" and then the stories being confirmed less than 2 hours later.

....we're going to get stuck with Rafa aren't we....

Bild and Kicker both say that Guardiola will be the next Bayern manager with a contract until 2016.

I take it back. These insults hurt. Outdoors is too scary to exercise in. What if I fall and cut my knee!? Or a branch hits me or i step in dog poo!? Those are risks I'm not willing to take. Think I might go a buy a treadmill. Simple, but it could burn some calories while I watch Spongebob.

Gone from 179lbs down to around 158lbs since starting this thread. Not bad I guess. Still another 20 or so lbs to go though I need some motivation. The cardio I'm doing is so tedious now. Someone call me a fat piece of shit or something please. That seems to work in the movies!

His 1st touches are better than porn.

All respect I had for him is now gone. He was never the same after his injury anyway. Meh.

If we sign him I'm 100% going for a Gay4Isco print on the back of my next Chelsea top.

Why not start Ba, get a goal or two, and bring him off after half time or 55 or-so minutes then bring the blonde bitch on? Gives him enough rest to start the Arsenal game I think!

AWH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Not trying to sound harsh - but take away his nationality and his similar appearance to Kaka for a moment. Let's pretend he's English and his name is Bob Stewart or something. What is he actually good at? What makes people think he's good enough to even be on our bench? This isn't a rhetorical question but a genuine one. From what I've seen, his passing is average, pace is slightly above average, shooting is quite bad, vision is great, dribbling is slightly above average, control and first touch are kinda crap apart from the odd wonder-movement, and that's all I can think of really. Is great vision really enough?

Luke Shaw says he's available for the game.