Leif

Just found out this peanut-looking guy is only 1 inch taller than me (He's 5'5"!). Hopefully this will somehow boost my confidence in getting the adonis belt/"V lines"; although my understanding is that it's mainly down to luck whether you get them or not. I'd kill to have them once I burn this fat off. (Seriously - is there any way of telling whether I'll have that defined "V" look eventually? Is it a muscle which gets trained just like the biceps, forearms, abs etc? Is there any way of poking this belly of mine and feeling it underneath?)

For this game I believe the "MOTM" poll option should be taken down. Seriously.

He's still level on goals with Walters of Stoke City for goals scored for us this year... He's a disgrace.

And now fucking Tottenham score after only 5 minutes against fucking INTER.

I'm telling you guys - I'm a big fan of Bertrand, but he just isn't Chelsea material. Honestly. I do not give a poo that he started the CL final. He has zero leadership from what I can see, something which; yes I'm mentioning him; Shaw seems to have a bit of at a much younger age.

This game needs some Essien steel & determination or Meireles grit & never-say-die attitude.. =

In an act of protest, I've decided I won't be shaving or showering until Benitez is gone.

I take back all the "he's actually a good tactician who brings balance" comments I made when we first hired him. I hate this man so much. Hate, hate, hate him. Anyone who can't see us falling like Liverpool need to take off the blue-tinted glasses. At least our owner is better..

I'll keep saying it - The FSW is turning us into fucking Liverpool.

Luke Shaw wouldn't have conceded a penalty there

Just give up and let them maul us please, then play our reserves during the home leg, get Rafa out & focus on the league. Fab.

LOL

Lukaku would be quite bad in this side, despite all the long-balls. Lots of work needs to be done - in the motherfucking neglected deep midfield area ffs.

It's sad how much better we were under RDM.

Torres is like a Spanish Messi ! Edit: Sorry, Spanish mess*

Loads of green lasers being shone into Torres's eyes. Little do they know though that Torres is already blind!

We miss Romeu. No, seriously.

Fucked off. For the second Chelsea game in a row my stupid little female cousin (she's 11 I think, but acts 5) has just popped into the house without any invite, scared my cat shitless, and is screaming her head off talking to herself. Fucking hell, how my mum puts up with this I'll never know. Totally ruins the atmosphere. Want to shit in her face.

Heart says 2-0 win for us. Head says 1-1 draw. Gut says 1-0 win to them.

We must be the only team who have THREE full-backs on the bench today/tonight!

I wish Ake was available; Feruz too. These are the games which typically make young players at top clubs.

I find it funny. Our own fans realise how awful we've been thus far in the Europa League, with quite a lot of us fearing this game; with the opposition supporters fearing this game more than us (it seems) not realising how much of a feat it was to knock Ajax (who I despise solely due to Cruyff.) out and unaware (it would seem) at how strong their chance is vs. us this evening :blue scalf:

Anzhi - Newcastle around half an hour in:

I remember doubting him so much (but not completely writing him off... but almost) at times last season and during pre-season. Oh how times have changed. Keep working on that 1st-touch boy and you'll have a place in my heart I'm sure.

I just want to point out that just because whoever wrote that piece on Josh is apparently a 'credible' writer who wants to be a journalist and because he has fancier words and better constructed sentences than most on here including myself, that does not mean he is 'correct'. He states that what he read on here was laughable; as-if what posters such as myself have been saying is wrong - yet how can an opinion; which he's based his entire article on - then be right? Football is and always has been a game of opinions. WAGNH is a great good site, but not everything on there is fact like so many seem to take their stuff for.