Leif

SOMEONE DO A DROGBA!

I love Madrid's crowd on European nights

I DON'T THINK MADRID WILL GET ANOTHER BUT SHIT THIS IS FINALLY GOOD AND WORTH THE FIRST SHIT 80 OR SO MINUTES

I know Ozil has very silky nice-on-the-eye passing, but everything else about his play looks average when you compare it to Mata IMO. Mata would actually take Madrid to the next level. He really improves players around him and I don't see Ozil doing that at all.

Higuain looks classy so far. Flair in abundance which I wouldn't usually associate with him.

Alright, how has Rafa managed this?

Just been 100% finally, with conviction, confirmed by doctors I have a growth problem. I've been offered the HgH Injections, the same thing Messi got. Question though (I really should have asked the doctor), does anyone know how long these injections last? Is Messi still taking them? All I know from some quick browsing is that it's a few injections per session, I can expect at least 3 inches of growth (meaning I should go from 5'4" to anywhere between 5'7"-5'9" I believe).. and err, in around half the cases of HgH, patients have also seen an increase 'downstairs' which is exciting me You go from a cocktail-sausage to a big German sausage.

I enjoyed this: Pumped me up a bit for the final next month.

Can't stop cringing at this celebration. Can't handle it.

Wow Jesus Christ, calm down, it's only 1 goal at home in the first leg of a youth game, fucking hell. Not being bitter at all; that's fucking embarrassing. Cringing. Acting like he's just scored a wondergoal winner vs. Bayern Munich.

fucking headbutting him in the hip

ffs, idiot

If media are to be believed, Charly is a mix of Hazard, Iniesta and Xavi. no pressure.

CHARLY

This game needs Charly or Swift.

Get Feruz offfffffffff!

Not good enough now from Ake. This team is just lacking someone clinical.

Feruz off-target again. Again should have scored (IMO).

This team needs a big target man. Imagine Lukaku (or someone like him) in this team, wow. The team lacks a focal-point.

Feruz should try and carve out a similar career and even game style as J. Hernandez. Needs to make more of his agility and height. Add proper, consistent finishing to his ability to break offside traps and get past defenders and you could have a legendary impact-sub.

See, that's my point about Feruz - Why does he keep doing that? He's doing that every game. Stop it. Horrible technique. That should be 0-1.

It's like these Norwich City fans don't understand the basics of football rules.

What a dive. Fuck off.

Loftus-Cheek is a tank with legs