DH1988

The FA were today studying video evidence to see whether Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic bit and headbutted Everton’s James McCarthy. Ivanovic was the victim of a vicious bite by Luis Suarez in 2013, for which the Liverpool striker received a 10-match ban having already been suspended for biting PSV’s Otman Bakkal while playing for Ajax. The Serb lost his cool in the final minutes of Chelsea’s 1-0 win over Everton last night, first holding McCarthy by the throat, then pushing his head into the Scot before appearing to bite him on the shoulder. The FA are waiting for referee Jonathan Moss’s report to confirm whether he saw the incident as no action was taken against the defender at the time. Should he be charged with violent conduct and found guilty, Ivanovic will be banned for three games, which would rule him out of the Capital One Cup Final against Tottenham on March 1. Not sure if respost, @work

Considering the way we've negotiated recently on fees and tieing important players to contracts I'd wager she's got bigger testicles than me let alone girth.

RESULT!!

Echo the above, great energy, combined well with Matic I thought. Got booked, thats our Ramires.

Tidy tidy tidy. Loved seeing that front four, obviously I'd prefer to see it with Costa because I think it has such potential, the closing down and workrate was amazing from everyone even if some had a quiet game. Good signs.

Chuckled. These journalists, it'll make it all the more sweeter when I travel to Stamford Bridge on the last game of the season to celebrate.

First game in that position in a long while and a decent showing . The whole team seemed to slow down and run out of ideas though when Everton dropped deep but the first half was a yard away from clicking for our front four. Decent. Was watching the match round my mum's and said nigh on two minutes before hand 'we never score late goals this season' what a nice smug drive home I'll have listening to talk sport .

Top notch, tickled me that.

Cuadrado Willian AND Hazard Half-mast. Get in.

Love his attitude. Credit to Sherwood.

Thank fuck for that, I cannot stand the pundits on BT Sport, alright I don't like the pundits on sky either apart from 3-4 but at least I can listen to them. I actually muted the spurs Liverpool game and popped on call of duty because I couldnt stand Michael Owens monotone voice.

'ex-girlfriend'

I know mate... I know.

Absolute unit but up and down this season for sure. I'd much rather Jose tell it like it is same as Joe Cole, Joe scored but post match Jose said something like "Yeah but needs to do better defensively."

Cesc in the fake 10 we have doesn't press as Jose likes, Oscar presses as much as anyone in the team if not more (or tied with Willian) except he lacks quite a bit although pops up with the odd goal/assist etc. Thats what we sacrifice until we either replace him with someone or a higher caliber who can do both things or competition for places. Willian has pushed on since Cuadrado was announced after all, if not we can send him to PSG £40m

Couldn't care whether he starts hitting 20 goals a season for them, always tried for us, effort was there even if his body wasn't physically up to the peaks he had in Liverpool due to whatever injuries. That goal against Barca will forever have him in my heart #neverforget #nevillemegaorgasm

Blind, left peg, hat off. Shaw, what a shame, Chelsea fan, came through a brilliant atmosphere at Southampton/academy to the shambles at United + being overweight for a footballer.

Lordy, 9. Over a short span or? I had my chest/neck booked in years and years ago, fortunately I fell asleep and missed the appointment, impulse thoughts, never abide them. Scary!? I can't even watch a scary film home alone mate so me having something thats going to make me feel uneasy or screamish on my shoulder isn't smart, for me Had the itch for a while now instead of before I had my whole arm done within about a month or two. My best mate had his hands done last Sunday.. couldn't even go to that extent in my profession But I've wanted my chest done for ages now hence the sketchathon.

Christy Mack.

I did wonder who that might of been.

Me and my ex-girlfriend had an anniversary on the Champions League Final day My mum got me a ticket for Munich (Yes the final), as her and her mates went and I had to turn it down after a 'discussion' with her. Shaking my head even as I write this, girls are evil lads, steer clear.

Remy and Zouma

Would love to go to an away match like this sadly no mates are Chelsea fans Especially as its only across the channel aswell.

Anyone got any tattoos or thinking of getting more? Have my whole left arm done and sketching a few bits

Lordy Remy dancing in a hotel room on daily mail, those silk moves.