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Drab, drab game.

That means all is well with the world

Eerie to hear a 60k stadium so quiet... and they say we have quiet fans.

By the way guys, how do you pronounce Bertrand? Like the French way, which is how I do it : Ber-trond or Bert-rend like how the commentator just said?

Why did we play Super Salomon today? Should have saved him for the defensive job needed in Barcelona.

Ramsey is wank.

Malouda. What. Why.

Send him off! That looked deliberate!

Also, Romeu looks lost. Lack of first team action, I think it was the wrong decision to play him.

Song looks like a pineapple.

Salomon. I am disappoint.

I think we'll have to put pressure on their centre backs, they're all quality passers and we can't let them have that much pressure free time on the ball.

Was that a penalty?

I've sent you a PM.

Ooh that could have been a goal. Nice passing.

Poor decision by Romeu there. Could have cost us a goal.

Poor pass from Salomon.

Romeu's playing?!

This is great! Love the kickoff time

Inb4 its used alongside plastic flags by Scousers to call everything about this club plastic.

No laying for pre-marriage me, its against my religion though I don't know how long I can resist. I've known this bunch since I was 5 so I doubt there'll be any laying inter-group

It was a thought, to say I'm sick but the problem is one of them lives 2 houses down the street and could easily tell if I'm genuinely sick. Just a shame none of them like football, they would understand what this means to me

Thibaut certainly is, though it'll take something spectacular to dislodge Cech. Lukaku I'm not sold on, Bertrand probably is on the cusp of being first team ready, while Piazon, Feruz, McEachran, Kakuta etc. are nowhere near the levels needed to play 50+ games a season. If we don't retain Drogba, we should farm Romelu off on loan somewhere.

I'll probably crash at one of their houses, it would be kinda awkward for me to watch 'poofter soccer' with such a passion. When I watch at home I do all sorts of crazy things, wake up the house when we score, chuck stuff like pillows at the TV when the referee gets a call wrong, etc.

Sigh. I'm committed now because I couldn't think of an excuse. Bye bye biggest game of the season I shall just have to watch what is uploaded to this site. Steve better not fail!