Mr. Ziggles

You win. You just win at life.

Super Franky Lampard's Man of the Match.

So basically you want us to face Barca in the Champions League Final every season?

If only the goal was slightly well left, Torres would have scored a beauty.

He expects us to have won 8-0, the FA Cup and be first in the table.

3-0 and Mikel is our 3rd sub on. Is it even possible for Mikel to screw us up NOW?

Tim Ream for 2 and a half million pounds is a bargain.

Mata is taking knocks every where....

Holy fuck yes, Lampard you fucking Legend

What the hell happened to Drogba

Miyaichi would rape Kakuta in his sleep.

I agree. And if Torres STILL can't score a goal, I will have lost faith. Which is bad news for Torres, because I'm one of the guys who said "Torres can still get 5 more goals by the end of the season" before the match.

Sordell signed for Bolton? Oh, on loan. Nice one.

Miyaichi just owned Iva and Cahill. Holy shit. The Japanese Bale. And the commentator called him "little fella". Is Sheamus from WWE there? XD

And Lampard crosses the ball for DROGBA to head in! Bottom right hand corner, great goal, AVB keeps his job for at least another few weeks.

That Ryo Miyaichi is excellent. And Mata seems to be down

There were so many fucking players unmarked and yet Cole pulls a face and throws it to our left winger who had one fucking Bolton Wanderer infront and one fucking Wanderer behind.

Luiz can be our striker for next season. Fuck the amazing El Nino, Past-it-Didier and Loo-Loo-Lukaku!

Oh fuck this, I decided to piss and I missed the goal. When I'm 56, I'll buy Luiz the whole of the KFC franchise. As a reward. For scoring this goal. Apparently.

What happened to Sam Hutchinson? Was on the bench when he returned, now he's gone back to Reserves? Right now I'd welcome him into the squad, maybe he could add a bit of creativity into the midfield? And when the fuck will the second half resume? FOR FUCKS SAKE.

David Luiz had more creativety than our midfield and all he could do was launch the ball to their goalkeeper 100 times over and over again.

How the fuck will we win this one... I don't know... Maybe Lampard will get off his lazy ass and score a hat-trick like he always does against Bolton? C'mon Lampard, you did it previously this season, do it again and you're guaranteed a BONUS!

2 words, David Eggnog. Sorry, I like saying that.

Dive of the fucking century goes to David fucking Egg-Nog.

Oh fuck, Ivanovic.... :<