Mr. Ziggles

Alan Pardew from Newcastle United is a good option; he's had experience with the deadwood-phase (west ham) and also he's overperformed with Newcastle.

I reckon when the season ends, Roman needs to get his new manager; whether it's Jose, Alan Pardew, even Karl Robinson from MK Dons, i don't fucking care who it is, I just want someone who will spend the summer telling the deadwood to piss off and then promote some of our youth and also sign people like Robben and Bannan.

I swear to god if RDM plays the team I want him to play, I will be so happy. Cech Hutch - Cahill - Luiz - Bertrand Ramires - Romeu Sturridge - Mata - Piazon Drogba And maybe Patrick Bamford could play a bit of the match if we're winning? He deserves it tbh.

Foolham are better than us right now.. Now that's just sad.

Holy crap, now that's just breaking records...

Lamps should have kept his mouth shut, and just tried to play and keep praising the club, AVB and the fans. Not rocket science if you want to play for a club.

Well if I could actually get these shirts I would be happy to pay around £5 for one. And there should be a few shirts with Luiz. Because Luiz is just a cult hero.

Liverpool are the best club ever, they won the Mickey Mouse i mean... they won the Carling Cupcake last week!

Yeah, but hey, if he DOES decide to join us... he'll know what to do.

You're the reason why I want to kill myself. AVB IS GOOD ENOUGH YOU TWAT. The players just didn't perform, didn't give a fuck and started causing havoc. How could AVB turn that around? He needed Roman to say "I believe in AVB" and then give him another season to kick start his Chelsea career.

I lol'd. I imagined him raging about it, then suddenly "oh wait, having said that--"

Hire Rafa and we become Liverpool AFC.

Actually, he could play bad. He's Lampard. But when he starts fucking us over, that's when it's a bit too much. I respect him as a Legend, but he needs to just either go or make things right again. He'll always be a Legend, but he's not that good now. And wait what? Who the fuck told Roman to die? o_O That's a bit TOO extreme, I AGREE. But what the fuck, kill Roman? I'm still in shock, who the fuck would think about killing Roman... o.O I hope we somehow get Pardew to manage us. He's class, he knows what he's doing.

@LDN: Really? Oh fuck. o_o @Frankie: We can only hope the deadwood are dropped. After all, our reserves can't be worse than them ... can they?

What happened today is a disaster though... Honestly, we have no potential right now either.

Yeah, someone start something like this. I probably won't go to another Chelsea game this season, had enough, but will go to more games soon. Maybe a boycott of the new kit (if it's shit)?

If they go, we're fucked. I just realised that AVB not only started a good project, but was the string that held together everything that was good in our squad.

I just read the thing that says "enjoy your life geezers" and remembered David Luiz's twitter posts where he always says "geezers". Well played good sir!

I read this post and god, this is heartbreaking but true. I feel sorry for Juan, David, Gary and everyone who supported Andre. I wouldn't be angry if they walked out to save their careers.

I swear if we actually play Torres, Shitty Lamps, Cashley ect. I will be so pissed. RDM, this is your moment to tell AVB that you support him. Good luck.

Shut up, I used to be...

I've realised we turned a happy winner into a stressed unhappy media-hunted dead man. Now I can't even call myself a Chelsea supporter without wincing...

We need him and Robben. Oh god, why can't the board back our managers and let them survive long enough for them to actually be able to SIGN players?

The reactions I wanted, if only all fans were like you guys. <3 Anyways, I just hope Roman sacks the board and asks Andre to come back.

I hope Andre manages a good team and ends up facing us soon. Then his side thrashes us, and the board realise that Andre is a gem. A true gentleman. And a fucking gem. Good luck Andre, you're a fucking legend.