Mr. Ziggles

Never rated Tiote, probably haven't seen enough of him. But in the matches I've seen, he's just some big oaf who seems to take karate with Nigel De Jong...

Hopefully we win and people just shut up. My Arse-Anal friend spent the school day pissing me off and literally came up with bullshit excuses and I swear, if Arse-Anal lose tomorrow. It will be the end of pissing off cfc fans as we fucking know it.

Actually I'd just like some good football, a proper board, unity, love, and the manager to be younger than 60 (idk, i just do).

Can't really walk into your "work place" and throw around a smoke bomb and expect to get away with it. But hey, just a warning should have been okay. But yeah, idc if it was a puff of smoke, don't throw smoke bombs around in your "work place" and expect to get away with it. o_o

This is my rough prediction of what the squad for next season could be. Goalkeepers: Cech Courtois Turnbull (sell him if he wants to actually PLAY, but he could be 3rd cover for Carling Cupcake) Defenders: Ivanovic Hutchinson (Start off slowly, mainly reserves, until he's 100% in the league) Luiz Terry Cahill Youngster (mainly Reserves or Loan) Bertrand New LB Cover that I haven't thought of yet Midfielders: Robben (makes a triumphant return in summer) Essien Romeu Ramires Meireles Mata De Bruyne McEachran (Maybe some Reserve action, short loan, but he needs to make at least 5-10 appearances) Benayoun Piazon (Reserves or Short Loan) Strikers: Torres Drogba Lukaku Sturridge Bamford (could mainly play in Reserves, but sometimes come out for 5 minute cameos?)

Hearing about how awesome Eddie and RDM seem to be at managing, the only thing that can stop us from beating Birmingham is... a) Good performance by Birmingham. Cashley, Lampard and the Board decide to show up.

Luiz actually gives a shit about our club, I don't care if he's not THAT good, he can tackle, run, dribble, he can do the basics. Let him out and he'll try unlike alot of the fuckers in the squad, who wouldn't be asked to tackle.

It doesn't help when Torres pretty much plays with a shitty midfield. Mata, our best player, is forced to play on the left, and can't do shit about it now, because he's too busy backtracking and trying to even get the ball. Lamps is just utter shit now and can't assist to save his life anymore. Ramires is decent. Romeu and Essien can't do anything when they're tackling because the other shitty players lose the ball. Sturridge is played as right winger, does decent, but is way too selfish to pass. Give Torres a bunch of chances and slowly he'll do good. It started well with AVB but then fell apart.

I would lol if Mourinho returned and told the media that a bunch of the players disrespected him during his tenure and now he doesn't like the fact that they ruined AVB's time here. Then Mourinho would sell 'em and oh god, my face...

Am I the only one that would welcome Brendan Rodgers back? He's doing well with Swansea, got them promoted and now midtable. Also plays some of the best football in the league with them. If we somehow got Rodgers back, how awesome would it be? A team of Rodgers, RDM, Eddie Newton and Steve Holland? Seems good to me. Oh and also get a new board. Thing is, with legends and some old CFC boys in there, respect is dealt with. And half of these guys worked with Reserves & Youth so...

Well hopefully we can sign Robben for the supposed £10. Nothing confirmed, just my rumours. let's trade Torres for Robben.

My proper answer: Lampard - Still a CFC Legend in my eyes despite what's happened. Reason I supported Chelsea. David Luiz - He wrote "big hug" on his Twitter status saying good bye to AVB. Arjen Robben - Wizard. Gareth Bale - The monkey is quite a good footballer.

He just said "Big hug". What a man. I would actually pay to see 'Two and a Half Men: Andre, Roman... and David!"

We have no proper wingers so meh, until we get Robben & De Bruyne back, let's just try it.

Maybe this could be a blessing in disguise. Legends returning to caretake us and then they can remain part of the team and we could get a new manager who could end up taking us beyond the stars? butthenagainweallthoughtAVBwouldbeoursavior toobadtheboardareabunchofassshits.

Let him have some freedom around, idk. Time to experiment I guess, using the same old same old won't work, if we played Mata there, we can play Lukaku there. He can't be too bad.

So Eddie Newton has come back to assist RDM for this season in our hopeful quest to finish 4th ahead of evil Arsenal, who have come back from being in the bottom half of the table in November thanks to Robin van fucking Persie. What a great guy, CFC through and through. Let's hope the players show these two legends (Eddie and RDM) some fucking respect and finally play some football for us fans who have payed top money for tickets.

My favourate player is Lampord.

Cech Hutch - Cahill/Iva - Luiz - Bertrand Essien - Romeu Ramires - Mata - Lukaku Torres Subs: Turnbull, Bosingwa, Cole, Lamps (on for Romeu or Essien), Drogba (on for Torres), Sturridge (on for Lukaku).

I just hope we can turn this around and sack the board, get a new PROPER one and finally replace the old guard.

If RDM plays the team I posted previously in this thread, IDC if we lose. We'll have lost with true CFC pride.

And now the media continue to write bullshit about us, if it was Man United, "oh god no, SAF is a legend blah blah blah i love roney". Good luck RDM... you'll bloody need it.

Same, I saw him in the match vs Valencia, saw him going crazy on the touchline (he's so awesome) and talking to Drog and Lamps.

Cech Hutch - Cahill - Luiz - Bertrand Essien - Romeu Ramires - Mata - Piazon Sturridge you guys likey?

Oh right. I asked because my local team has an 'afc' club, formed by old supporters who decided to make their own club as the local's board was crap, we still don't know if our new stadium will be up in time for the next season and work began years ago...