Mr. Ziggles

I wonder what was going through the board's mind when they told Carlo that they were going to sing Torres for £50... o_o

Well that sucks, he's a talent for the future. RDM, put your faith in Romeu RIGHT NAO.

I would welcome Hoddle, has experience. AND WAS BORN IN MY HOME TOWN, SUCKAS! :DDDD

Did you write that yourself? Fucking genius ROFL! Please everyone inform your mates and even your enemies. It's time to kick some ass. ;p

Knowing the board's "slaying" of young talents...

Oh and Roman apparently told the players to buck up and finally play some goddamn football because he's "prepared to start from scratch" in the summer. O_O Nice one Roman.. although you could have said it BEFORE AVB was sacked?

Meh, unless the formation is good (overcrowd midfield), I'm not too excited. And why the hell is Mikel playing? Time to get us a win, some lost pride and finally give the fans some pleasure!

You know you need changes when freakin Brendan Rodgers wants to stay at his (brilliant) Swansea team and considers it a step backward if he comes to us. Hopefully we'll sign Robben/Jarvis/Albrighton, new LB cover and bring in some youth next summer AT LEAST and finally go forward!

Just about to post the Rodgers quote, but he's absolutely right. Don't blame him. Good luck Rodgers and Swansea.

Well if Lampard plays well tonight (if he even plays) I'll be happy but severely dissapointed. Lampard needed to do this all season quite frankly (lol).

Welp... time to look at it myself and begin to cry. If Man United get AVB, I'll be literally pissing my pants... He's a legend in the making. D:

My Prediction: It will look nervy in the first 10 minutes, but RDM will overcrowd the midfield with Chelsea players and eventually we'll take control. Prepare for a great match and a few goals. We'll outplay them but not before a nervy last 10 minutes where Birmingham feel as if they could get one final goal back but we end up seeing it through. A Chelsea FC great 3-0 win and a big slap for the media!!

I really hope AVB joins either Inter Milan or another English side (so I could follow him more easily) and goes on to great success. Anyone thought of SAF asking AVB to becoming his own apprentice at Man United? o_o Prepare for the domination of your life times.

I would understand if Jose told us to fuck off, he spent years building up his legacy and look at us now; we've wasted it. But god if he comes back and fixes it, it would be awesome. Then he could lodge the idea of getting a proper board in roman's mind. Maybe then we'll make progress.

Welp, time to buy them a smoke bomb myself. XDD

Walker is decent, not a liability. Bosingwa is, Walker isn't. And Jones is decent too, a bit rough, but has potential.

Are you Lisa Simpson in disguise?

It's a bit too much yes. But it isn't a very... funny joke. :/

David Luiz shows passion and everything, isn't bad at defending and is pretty young. Ideal for a good club. Jones, Baines and Walker out of that list ARE good. Rest are smug pieces of shit who let their team mates do the work and take all the praise.

Am I the only one who wishes the Europa League didn't exist? I don't think the bonus of CFC in it would make it attractive enough for me to watch... It's just so... shitty! D:

Never rated Tiote, probably haven't seen enough of him. But in the matches I've seen, he's just some big oaf who seems to take karate with Nigel De Jong...

Hopefully we win and people just shut up. My Arse-Anal friend spent the school day pissing me off and literally came up with bullshit excuses and I swear, if Arse-Anal lose tomorrow. It will be the end of pissing off cfc fans as we fucking know it.

Actually I'd just like some good football, a proper board, unity, love, and the manager to be younger than 60 (idk, i just do).

Can't really walk into your "work place" and throw around a smoke bomb and expect to get away with it. But hey, just a warning should have been okay. But yeah, idc if it was a puff of smoke, don't throw smoke bombs around in your "work place" and expect to get away with it. o_o

This is my rough prediction of what the squad for next season could be. Goalkeepers: Cech Courtois Turnbull (sell him if he wants to actually PLAY, but he could be 3rd cover for Carling Cupcake) Defenders: Ivanovic Hutchinson (Start off slowly, mainly reserves, until he's 100% in the league) Luiz Terry Cahill Youngster (mainly Reserves or Loan) Bertrand New LB Cover that I haven't thought of yet Midfielders: Robben (makes a triumphant return in summer) Essien Romeu Ramires Meireles Mata De Bruyne McEachran (Maybe some Reserve action, short loan, but he needs to make at least 5-10 appearances) Benayoun Piazon (Reserves or Short Loan) Strikers: Torres Drogba Lukaku Sturridge Bamford (could mainly play in Reserves, but sometimes come out for 5 minute cameos?)