Mr. Ziggles

For me, this should be the squad. New arrivals in bold. Goalkeepers: Petr Cech, Sam Walker, Jamal Blackman Right-backs: Cesar Azpilicueta, Branislav Ivanovic, Todd Kane Centre-backs: John Terry, Gary Cahill, David Luiz, Tomas Kalas Left-backs: Ashley Cole, Ryan Bertrand Central Midfielders: Michael Essien, Oriol Romeu, Ramires, Oscar, Frank Lampard, Gylfi Sigurdsson Wingers: Eden Hazard, Kevin De Bruyne, Marko Marin, Victor Moses, Juan Mata Strikers: Fernando Torres, Demba Ba, Didier Drogba (or any other older striker who can score a few goals while Lukaku is on loan)

I'd play this team: Turnbullshit Ferreira - Christensen - Cahill - Bertrand Ake - Mikel Moses - Benayoun - Marin Torres Wow... If only they would have selected Hutchinson, Romeu, Piazon and Bamford... If they had, I'd pick this: Turnbullshit Ferreira - Hutchinson - Christensen - Bertrand Ake - Romeu Marin - Ba - Piazon Bamford

Can someone gimme a good quality stream link? I don't think the match is being televised here in the UK

Wow, what a day it'll be for Christensen. I'm really hoping he gets a go, although I did expect Patrick Bamford to be on the subs bench seeing as how he's had a great season with MK Dons. Unless the rules prevented our loanees from being there... Dang.

Champions of Europe II: The Return of Bosingwa In this epic sequel to Champions of Europe I: The Top Drog, Bosingwa attempts to make amends with Chelsea fans for signing with QPR. How? By relegating them. However, the fans see through his ruse... He was actually trying to get enough money for a monobrow shave. And alas, Agent Monobrow takes over the body of Mikel for one last quest. To hog another European trophy and make sure he's remembered forever.

Hull's so good that they'll play twice on the last day? Seems legit. Either that or it's actually meant to be "Watford beat Leeds"... ...

Ahh, sarcasm on the internet! Well then, I agree!

Great goal, nice to see Romelu scoring at this age. 19 and he's already smashed the Belgian leagues, and now he's pacing through the top tier of English football. Either get him back in our squad if we sell Torres, or send him out on loan to Swansea.

I agree with the point about sending Chalobah to Watford next season when they get promoted (I just know they will). However, I disagree with your second point. Yes, he would fit in well but would you really want Nat to be the one to win the points for United that could potentially mean they win the title and we get 2nd place?

I'm just happy I've been able to witness Frank live and the fact that he scored during one of the matches I've attended. Super Frank! <3

Josh wasn't even in the squad so I'm assuming he'll either be coming back or he's being rested for next week. I just hope he comes back.

I'd love it if Todd became Azpi's back up in the near future, seeing as how he's a youth player of ours and we should really be promoting loyalty!

Patrick's scored the only goal of the game so far against Stevenage. Well done!

They practise cannibalism?

If I could, I'd like a name change to Mr. Ziggles please - it's the name I use everywhere now, and this will be my first name change at TalkChelsea. Also besides, i'm celebrating my late 1 year anniversary by returning to the forums after a hiatus.