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Agent Torres played well today.

"our best midfielder(Ramires) shouldn't be a starter for a big club that challenges for UCL and EPL" Are you serious? Are you F*cken serious?

Chelsea 1-3 Aston Villa Aston Villa 0-2 Swansea...

It's sooo boring that I was flicking between Wolves v Chelsea and Blackburn v Stoke. Stoke ffs.

Rodwell 20M Demba Ba 15M De Rossi 5M :lol: Drogba 8M

I predict 7 warnings, 2 bans and a call for a public execution of a member on this board after the match.

Deja vu. We're in bad form and we head to Wolves early on in the year. Hopefully Bosingwa doesn't play.

My stomach is hurting, literally. Absolutely disgusting and insipid performance from everyone bar Luiz and to an extent Torres. These so called football players should take a good hard look at themselves because millions would love to be in their position but the professionals don't give a rats ass. It's all about the money and it's not that hard to see. For 100k+ a week I'd play 5 games a day. These players can't even give it their all for 1 game every couple of days. They should be ashamed of themselves. Also, the blame is passed around to Roman and AVB. Roman because he sacked a world class coach in Carlo and AVB for saying that we have a squad that can battle for 4 trophies. Yeah, if those trophies are the St. Johnstone paint trophy, the Npower Championship 2, the Npower Championship and the reserves FA Cup. He actually thought we can match the like of Barcelona and United with out current squad. LOLOLOLOL.

How many times does Meireles try his pathetic and laughable long range shots before he gets one in?

I think Terminator X said this once, but It's disgraceful for a club like Chelsea to have a mentality of a small club. If we wanted Modric then we should of got someone just as good as him but instead we settled for Meireles. I've got nothing against the guy but he's not fit to clean Modric's boots. Our mentality backfired and we are now paying for it with pathetic and torpid performances.

I'm very disappointed with his lack of playing time. We play a donkey upfront but we don't give this lad a chance. Baffling.

Hulk ----- Torres ----- Sturridge -------Mata---------Ramires------- --------------Romeu-------------- ?

Why why why why did we agree on this buy-back clause?

I'd rather get Brek Shea.

What has Nani done in 2011?

If we get rid of Drogba or Torres then yes. If both are staying then no. We have 1 ST spot, and there's 4 players that will compete for it if Higuain signs. Torres, Drogba, Lukaku and Higuain. Why spend 30M on a guy that won't get that much playing time? I'd rather wait until the summer. Drogba will be gone, Torres will stay if he is on form, if not, sell and buy Higuain. Not to mention he can't play champions league this season with us.

Neymar in 2-3 seasons > Messi.

Absolute monster of a player. Strength = Check Speed = Check Dribbling = Check Shooting = Check Tricks + Flair = Check Winger = Check Sign him up! (Not for a ridiculous price though!)

https://twitter.com/#!/stecastley Liverpool = King Kenny (KK) = KKK

Thanks for everything Malouda, especially the 09/10 season. Now you aren't good enough anymore and it's time to say goodbye. Kalou, Drogba, Bosingwa and Mikel next please.

http://www.dailymail...a.html?ITO=1490 Sam Hutchinson, the 22-year-old who announced his retirement just 18 months ago, will complete a remarkable comeback by securing a place in Chelsea's Premier League squad on January 1. The defender, who can operate at right back or centre half, thought his career was over in August 2010 owing to a degenerative condition in his right knee. Sam's the man: Hutchinson has been given a Chelsea squad number But Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas has given Hutchinson the No 27 shirt and will name him in his 25-man squad. He could be in contention to play when Chelsea travel to Wolves on January 2. Villas-Boas is short of options in defence and named 17-year-old Nathaniel Chalobah in his squad to face Fulham on Boxing Day.

Interviewer: "Andre, you've been given 150M to spend in January, how do you plan to use it?" AVB with Poker Face: "Not true".

They'd rather see Torres on the pitch than Chelsea winning a game.

The fans, the board, the manager and the players. The fans: Up Torres' ass 24/7. Every single game when he is on the bench, 'When is Torres coming on?'. Umm, since when is he a super sub? The board: It's their fault that they haven't got rid of the deadwood ages ago and firing an experienced manager and hiring a rookie. The manager: The high line, doesn't motivate the players, no intensity in the game and he actually thought our current squad could go unscathed in our battle for 4 trophies. The players: 90% of them look they don't care about playing football. Little to no teamwork, individuals mistakes that cost us and no desire to do anything. Appalling stuff.