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Lampard: 523 games,179 goals,114 assists Gerrard: 556 games,142 goals,83 assists Xavi: 557 games,63 goals,67 assists Legend ;D

Pjanic to Roma = 12M Pjanic to Chelsea = 12M + 5M Profit for Roma + 7M Chelsea tax = 24M

I'm disgusted with the amount of playing time he is getting. We know he is raw but he is still a class striker that can finish. Numerous major European clubs were trying to buy him but luckily for us he is a Chelsea fan so he decided to come here. There's a reason why Mourinho personally called up Lukaku's dad to ask him about Lukaku. Yet we're shoving him down to the bench against the likes of Portsmouth and Wolves. It's appalling and baffling. This lad is dying to play in a Chelsea shirt but it looks like we bought him so other clubs don't get him. He's improving but with limited ability because he never gets game time, and even when he does sometimes he is out of position (Man utd away). Sorry, but this is not good.

How Casillas got in ahead of Neuer I'll never know.

9 Barcelona and Madrid players. Getting a bit boring if i'm honest. Anyway;

I hope we get QPR. I've been waiting for them since that ludicrous defeat. The Terry scandal, London derby and Mark Hughes as the helm, it's going to kick off. I wish I can meet that prick that kept throwing the ball away when it was our throw-in and gave our players the wanker sign. They sang 'Stand up if you hate Chelsea' and they celebrated every tackle those thugs made like it was a goal. The only thing I'll give them credit for is the hostile atmosphere they created, one I wish existed at Stamford Bridge. Let's 'ave 'em!!!

We have to let go of the Drog but retain the Ba.

Need is overrated IMO. Replace him with have.

Ffs. The 80-100M clause in his contract is for a club to buy Hulk for that much without any negotiations with Porto. If Anzhi came in with 90M then Porto would sell to them without negotiating. It's the 'buy it now' fee. Are people actually believing that we'll spend 90M on him? I'd say 40M max for a player of his quality. He's strong, he's fast, great vision, great freekicks, flair and power. What more do people want? I'm just glad AVB is doing the shopping not some of the members on here.

Scored more goals in one match than Torres in one year.

I thought I done pretty well in December

Marhaban! Kaifa Halokan?

I always trust the opinion of Henrique when it comes to Brazilians lol. If I don't know much about a Brazilian and he says that he's shit then wherever I see that player I know he's shit.

You must feel very stupid when I tell you I don't live in Europe

1. When the cameraman keeps shooting at the manager for 30-40 seconds when he is just standing on the touchline. 2. When players are leaving after full time the camera follows one player all the way to the tunnel, especially when they're on the losing team. Leave them alone ffs. 3. Wherever you're sitting in the stadium, there's always kids around that area and they can't stop making annoying noises. 4. When people arrive late for a game and you have to stand up to make way for them. 5. People leaving early 6. When the first 10 rows of the stadium become paparazzi whenever a player is taking a corner or a throw in.

Torres basically had Gerrard in his prime behind him at Liverpool. Here he has a 33 year old Lampard, an energetic but not creative Ramires and a distance shooter in Meireles. Mata isn't counted because he plays on the wing.

But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

Hutchinson, Lukaku, Bertrand and McEachran to start please.

Just because a player supports Chelsea doesn't mean they're good enough to play here. I like Roger but not Chelsea quality IMO.

Shame he had to witness a piss poor performance from us.

*Apparently* players like Anelka, Drogba, Lampard, Malouda, Alex and Ferriera were on AVB's bye bye list at the end of the 2012 season since the first day he arrived at Stamford Bridge. I applaud him for that.

Jesus Navas has chronic homesickness.

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