Kezza

Yup yet everyone still get pissed when we don't win a trophy :/

I hope to god it's not on a Sunday! Better be Saturday lunch time game .

On the topic of weather: Currently 4 degrees, not gonna get over 10 for te next 2/3 months . Oh well, snowboarding this weekend!!!!

240k a week?! Get to fuck!

Cavani disagrees

I've decided that transfer windows ae like high school. The journos are those little slappers (you know who I'm talking about), the transfers stories are the false aqusations, the fans are the gullible students the believe them and the players are just those people that get caught in the cross fire

As a colonisation of the Brits, I'm for this!

About this mercinary business. I don't think he really had a choice, PSG are the only club willing to pay the buy out clause (allegedly) therefor he has no choice but to go there. Lets be honest, If he came here, he wouldn't be earning much less than what PSG is offering.

Lol what the actual fuck!! Too much face palm!

Found this gem in the pre-season thread 'knew that idiot gourlay would have some say in it, the cock-juggling thundercunt' - Liquidator

You sir are gonna have one unhappy player

I'd actually like the sex to last more than 39 sec haha

Yup, and he'll end up staying at Napoli then he'll sign for Madrid in the winter window I don't blame him for taking some time out. He has a lot to think about. It's a huge decision!

While I'm banging her I couldn't help but think of like Mata, Terry or even Roman! Plus if we broke up the name Chelsea would be tainted for a long time!

I've made a vow to myself that I will NEVER date a girl called Chelsea.

He's a cunt, but I don't give a fuck about his personality, he's a great footballer! I'm sure he'd love the upgrade from kagawa to hazard

It would be amazing if roman came out and agreed to do an interview

Be thankful it's not paddy kenny

Football needs a transfer & salary cap to avoid shit like this happening.

Full kit wanker

Oh right...shedding of light = nil

Where's solonapoli? He should be able to shed some light on all this

“If it’s not possible, then, in this case, that responsibility passes to the English FA. We must communicate to them when we send the registration forms that there is an outstanding ban. “When we send the transfer forms, we will send all our information on the manager with the registration documents to the English FA and likewise to FIFA.” A statement from FIFA read: “Should Jose Mourinho leave Spain and work as a coach in another association, the two-match suspension that was imposed following his expulsion from a match of the Copa del Rey would have to be carried over to and consequently served in the competition of the same category organised by the new association.” An FA spokesman said: “Our domestic sanctions for players and managers are for the league and cup. We do not have competition bans.” That might help. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-jose-mourinhos-touchline-ban-1910964 If he is banned, it'll be for our Copa Del Rey equivalent. Certainly won't be banned for the PL.

Never seen him play. Will be interesting to though. Always enjoy watching new players in the team no matter age or capability.

I didnt see the game, but did he blow the whistle, or just gesture? If not, then play continues. Ball goes in net, no penalty, no booking. Hence why Cech stayed on in the FA cup semi against Spurs when he fouled Bale/Ade (either or) in the box. If Bale didn't continue and not shot for goal, Cech would have been off and a penalty given.