Blue-in-me-Veins

and i think he can being he is with other great young talents like hazard and mata. he will be training every single day with them and learning from them, im confident he will produce.

happy we finally signed the rw. him and marin subing for each other will be terror for lbs all over europe, that'll be endless running.

yeah i agree, with many our squad is in tip-top shape. we have great competition on all front espeically on the wings(with marin and moses and hazard) then also have mata/oscar through the middle. if we can keep possesion more and more the less the opposition has a chance to attack our greatest weakness, because other than mikel-lamps that double pivot isn't up to par with rest of the squad, just hope RDM will switch to 433 or get someone like rambo or oscar to thirve there till we can sure it up next window.

^ thas what RDM will do later on, but i believe he thinks its too soon to be moving Oscar about.

the chances of us getting every dollar out of the 50mill deal is very slim, i mean i'd expect 2 30goal campaigns. but for Torres this year, we gota expect 20goals, he's leading the front line and there's nobody else in his way, so all eyes will be on him and i agree with @YouNameIt, he better not lax off and think the coast is clear, because studge is a fiesty fellow and will take every chance he gets.we're just gona have to wait and see no more excuses or he's out.

DONT LAUGH! though i bet you'll be laughing half way though, i was! already smiling before i even started reading it! "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ed replied... hahahahahaha

thank God this isn't my child.......hahahaha Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bill for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go. He said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had

stay with me on this long one you'll love it!! *Pope vs Rabbi* Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the J3ws had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the J3w!sh community, so the Pope offered a deal. He’d have a religious debate with the leader of the J3w!sh community. If the J3ws won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they’d have to convert or leave. The J3w!sh people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate. On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other. -The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. -The rabbi looked back and raised one finger. -Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. -The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat. -The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. -The rabbi pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The J3ws could stay in Italy. Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened. The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. “Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. “I pulled out the wine and water to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue.” Meanwhile, the J3w!sh community gathered to ask the rabbi how he’d won. “I haven’t a clue!” the rabbi said. “First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger. “Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of J3ws and I told him that we were staying right here.” “And then what?” asked a woman. “Who knows?” said the rabbi. “He took out his lunch so I took out mine.”

getting old............birth certificate out the window! Happy B-Day man, hahaha

Chelsea reject £30 million Luiz bid http://www.soccernews.com/chelsea-reject-30-million-luiz-bid/101066/ Gourlay should just thell City to just kiss his ass! hahaha never gona happen, just let mancin buy a defender worth 27mil and play only 1 year and then deem himsurplus to requirements. aint that the City way!?

and that about wraps up Hulk-mania! come back next summer for our next major target that we will never sign! last year Pastore/Modric, this year Hulk!

damn, combine that with Marko Marin thats two out adn out wingers and their not even FIRST TEAM! thats what you fukin call depth! mata wont be run down and hazard wont either, our wingers are set and up top we're good. now just to solve the lamps, mikel, rambo, essien, mierles combination. whether we have to make it 433 of whaever but we gota figure that out just for this season till we bolster that with new signing or hey RDM even told Oscar he may play there. we'll just have to see...

Wigan OKs Chelsea's bid for Victor Moses http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1140838/wigan-accepts-chelsea's-bid-for-victor-moses?cc=5901 make of it what you will, this is ESPN, if they fail me im forever gona lose all hope in news for the rest of my life hahaha and i know its just the bid personal terms still yet to be agreed but it seems Hulk is out the window now or we're gona stall and stall and just come to moses with offer he cant refuse if it gets late.

All i can do is just wonder wonder wonder what life would have been if he wen to one of those manc clubs............we are sooo lucky to have him! Its funny they cant even say he dives or that he has a big ego just does his talking on the pitch in essence he "appears" to me as the silent killer. hahaha

at 4:27^ ........is it.......no it cant be.........it is, its........ROMEU!!

they play with 2! people need to stop comparing ourselves to city and man u. Manchester City get better with respect to man chester city. just cuz we got hazrd do u see them signing a winger, or just cuz man u got van did man city get cavani?! Chelsea get better with respect to chelsea, not by what other clubs are doing. or should chelsea sell their best players cuz arsenal have?

yes! i wont miss the game! on s serious note, im not worried as most are about this game, when they beat us we were miles back in terms of attacking play, all we did was pass around the defense not to mention they got the luckiest of all luckiest goals i have ever laid eyes on. against totenham newcastle just launched balls over the top to cisse and ba, and i think they will fall into that same bad habit if we can Boss midfield. they'll want to hut us quickly and may lack the patience to pass their way up the pitch. i want cahill on not luiz. with Ba's workrate luiz may be caught in possesion and being he (luiz) is coming off injury thats just an unneede risk. same exact lineup we should get the 3 points.

Wow man Cap is the last person i would have expected be banned,,, but whats so funny was that he posted one time how luucky he was to not ever be banned. hahahahahaha

yea the AP courses are at an accelerated pace so there really is no time to review per-say. and i hear you out, you been through this i imagine? its hell right?

cant access my profile and cant see the reps of fellow members or check their profile also the layout seems a bit stretched. if this is not part of the light mode please help! thx.

yu've been everywhere! hahaha

may God bless him and his family. R.I.P Kyle Broadbent.

and i couldnt agree more man, i missed the game ( ) but from the highlights and reactions it just seems he's gona be the next EDEN HAZARD! what a fukin talent! imagine, just imagine what would happen if we didnt qualify ffor the UCL...........we dont need to!!! hahahaha

QPR and their overhaul! i mean how you spend all that much money and still get smashd by swansea is beyond me. Mark Hughes better have these latest signings in top top form because we all know what happened when he had an overhaul at City..........38/38 draws! hahahahaha

oh man my favorite movie, with the speeches of all speeches! this had me dieing hahaha, so adorable! and no you havent seen it hahaha