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I understood he's already dead?

The club's profit was so small, if you take away CL prize money, we would have been in serious minus. This year even more, because Europa League doesn't pay that good.

Arms? What if they meant it literally, to bear hands/arms, not guns? That would be awkward.

@Leif, I'm suffering from extremely painful constipation atm. Any suggestions how to relieve it?

Cahill and Luiz still haven't had a single clean sheet together? When both of them start it basically guarantees we start 1-0 down

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Blue-in-me-Veins" data-cid="561951" data-time="1355460471"><p> what a horrible weeks this has been,, was taking a look at my grades at the midway mark and they are absolutely horrible only one A and thats in my easiest class (mandarin) Can't wait for my mom to 'conveniently' wonder how i'm doing in school,, im in for <del class='bbc'>a</del> ,nope,THE speech of the ages. <br /> <br /> <p class='bbc_center'>MOM: then me: </p></p></blockquote> My 11th grade report was so bad that i flushed it down the toilet. I had 8 negative grades, was on the verge of getting kicked out. Man that was a shit period in my life, i'm surprised i survived it.

Not fit enough for moderator duty. Impeach! Both. Actually whenever you piss you also pee on yourself, micro spatter or smth.

Oh I know that's frustrating

I'm 21, don't have license and am not planning on getting one either

There is also a bug when sometimes the "loading" box doesn't disappear and you have to reload the page.

Editing bug is still there. At its current state I liked the older version better.

DON'T JUDGE ME! I use it only in places where you have to have more than 5 characters or when the username is already taken. And I know it sounds like dildo, that's why it's cool

I use nickname manpildo in some places. That's also Brazilian, right?

Threads I have read don't disappear from "content I have not read" filter.

Man the forum is messed up. Jim is probably properly screwing it atm.

So now Torres has said that Benitez has fixed the attack and that the attack is benefiting from his, Hazard's and Moses' pace Boy is getting ahead of himself, a hard fall is waiting.

You need to hook this guy up with someone asap

@Sh0n3x, why do you need privacy anyway? To fuck?

We won't be seeing this again until 10. October 2110 - 10/10/10 We're a lucky generation to have witnessed every possible triple date, there are only 3 years every century where it can occur.

Aah, we have similar special packages here too. For example if you want to buy a phone "for cheap" with a contract, you get to choose only between packages which are more expensive than normal ones. Essentially they do charge you money for the phone, except that this charging is masked behind the monthly service bills. For example your package costs 25€ per month, which means you pay roughly 5-13€ more than you normally would (let's say 5, because the 12eur package sucks as you say). That means the phone's ultimate price will be 120. That is cheap! If you actually fill your minimal bill every single month for 2 years for services, then you essentially get the phone for free Both deals are good whatever way you look at it.

That's great then, 310 for a brand new GS II is an immense deal. I did find 800€ rather odd, good to know that most of it is comprised by operator charges not the phone itself. Wait... you said you would get L9 for free. How does that work?

It depends on an Android phone. Android is a mass product sold to many manufacturers and then reworked by them and the operators to make the operating system have their own touch (thus often screwing the system up and slowing it down). The only phones you get with pure Android is from the Nexus series. Even though Android isn't as snappy as iOS (although JB comes close), you have to admit it's much more innovative and interesting. As iOS has since build 1 remained pretty much the same, Google has tried to move the boundaries and explore more options in the mobile OS industry. Also, talking about Android phones all looking like toys or cheap or whatnot, there are exceptions. For example while Samsung uses pretty cheap plastic, always has, then HTC emphasizes more on build quality. One thing you have to remember though, Apple aims to make only high-end quality products. Android is a mass product meant for everybody, that means you have very cheap phones running it, and you have very expensive high-end phones running it and everything that is in between. When you say iPhones are better than Androids, you need to be specific, because there are many models running it, while there is only one iPhone model. It's also quite hard to pinpoint the best Android phone because of its big selection, while it's easy with iPhones - the latest is the best. Anyway, to avoid another tiresome pointless Android vs. Apple argument, I won't comment on this subject anymore. This really is a fight a la Lampard vs. Gerrard, it never ends and there are no winners.

Okay, a bit strange system for me. By the way, as I understand, the 12 €/month or 20 €/month contracts are just normal contracts you would get even if you didn't buy a phone? In this case the phone doesn't cost 800 €, it actually costs only 310, because rest of the money is meant only for operator services. That's cheap as shit. Or will part of that monthly payment go to buying out the phone?

You have some shit packets in your country For example I recently signed a contract where I get 100 SMS free every month (after that it costs one cent), unlimited internet access at 2 Mb/s, one call minute at 0,01€. Plus I have no deadline on my contract, I am not tied to it for 2 years, I can leave whenever I want. And the minimum bill is only 5 €/month. As a client of this operator I can buy the L9 for 275 € with no strings attached. Your operators are milking you. Of course it depends... what is the average wage in your country?