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John Terry and Joe Cole are both receiving treatment; Joe on his leg and JT on his lower back. Heat patch for the skipper and Joe Cole seems to want to run it off. Edit - Joe Cole is going to be taken off, he can't walk at the moment.

Portsmouth 1 - 1 Stoke, you'll never guess how they scored

Anelka had back spasms during the week, its very likely that he might have twinged a muscle or something.

Franco di Santo is coming on for Anelka.

Spot on.

Anelka has been the man of the match. Half-time.

Man City 2 - 0 Liverpool

ANELKA 2-0

Could do with a two-goal-lead heading into half-time, knowing what Villa are like Anelka off the bar Latest scores Chelsea 1-0 Aston Villa Man City 1-0 Liverpool Portsmouth 1-0 Stoke Tottenham 0-1 Hull City West Ham 1-3 Bolton FT

Joe Cole 1-0

City 1 - 0 Liverpool Stephen Ireland gets me extra fantasy points

Lampard misses a sitter

Bran the Man Ivanovic has impressed me so far. That boy can head a ball West Ham 1 : 3 Bolton, latest score.

Spurs 0 - 1 Hull Geovanni with a 32 yard freekick

Very good start from the Blues. Hope to see a goal to calm us down.

Good effort by Balley, top save by Friedel.

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Latest score from Upton Park: West Ham 1 - 2 Bolton

He's waited so long to make his Stamford Bridge debut, I think he'll want to show us he was worth the money

4 defenders on the bench?! Shows how injury-hit we are at the moment.

Manchester City Steven Gerrard Andy Gray Manchester United Dimitar Berbatov Andy Gray Rafa Benitez Rafa Benitez' beard Andy Gray Cristiano Ronaldo Andy Gray Wayne Rooney Andy Gray Luis Boa Morte Andy Gray West Ham Andy Gray Andy Gray Andy Gray Arsenal Paul Scholes Avram Grant Andy Gray

That bastard who said we need to get rid of Cech should say hello to my gun.

If we get him, I'd be happy. If we got Benzema, I'd be over the moon. Both look unlikely, but only a £12 million buy-out clause for such a class act? I doubt it...

What more can you expect from the money-grabbing cunts?