BlueLion.

33? He's too young.

Arsenal's Spurs' and West Ham's kits are all vile. BTW TX, West Brom played in the Prem without sponsors on their shirts in 08/09.

Yep, nice one Jim We'd already had this discussion about the speed of it haha, but I agree with the larger text and less news items, it's better for it to be faster.

That's fucking shit, he drew three games. Unacceptable.

Done!

They're all fantasy threads.

That's fucking insane, I definitely want him then.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-sport/football/article-23962226-andre-villas-boas-to-take-over-at-chelsea.do Chelsea are set to appoint Andre Villas-Boas as their new manager after owner Roman Abramovich agreed to match the Porto coach's staggering £13million release clause.

Neymar, just fuck off so I can lock this thread

Falcao, Varela and Moutinho instead of Aguero, a winger and Modric would not only be a cheaper set of options, but three players our new manager knows inside-out...

Dominek is on the left

Mass media reports in Portugal and England linking Radamel Falcao to Chelsea should AVB be appointed the next Blues boss.

Done mate

AVB and Falcao? Yes please. Bye Anelka and Kalou

33... fucking hell! Happy birthday Frank - Chelsea's greatest-ever player? Definitely up in the top five in my opinion!

Delighted if true.

What, including the smiley face?

I bet my left arm he won't come to Chelsea.

Amen to that!

Slap a £20 million price tag on him... I'm being serious. This kid has the potential to be a quality full-back and England international. If people like Phil Jones can go for £17 million with about 30 first team appearances, someone who has nearly 40 appearances at various levels for England is worth even more. A loan to Wolves however would be perfect - http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2011/06/18/wolves-eye-up-chelsea-star-ryan-bertrand/

To be fair, Liverpool's channel - namely The History Channel - comes as basic on Sky anyway.

Anelka 'gets' 90k a week, not 'earns.'

That means one of us has shite eyesight, because last time I looked Cech and Drogba had won the Player of the Year award in that period, and rightfully so. But you misunderstand my point, I'm referring to Ivanovic the CB, not Ivanovic the RB. He's great as a full-back, but looks like a rabbit lost in headlights positionally when he plays in the centre now.

I'm delighted to announce that Sh0n3x is our new staff member after elections! Winning with an impressive majority, Sh0n3x now joins the staff team as our second overseas team member! Congratulations!

Oh no, what a shame!