BlueLion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=803AuAxERWs&list=LLn0ECMnx5mITZ1fewLLirAg&feature=mh_lolz TalkChelsea mentioned on Chelsea TV!

GOOOOOD SHIT

If I put my age into that, Z = 5.54. If that's the case, I am no longer socially acceptable. FUUUUUUUUUUUU

HAHAHAHA TOM YOU JUST DESTROYED THAT LITTLE BITCH AHAHAHAHA

Bitch please, my top score was 112

But José isn't going to come out and say "Juan acted like a cunt", is he? The only reason he slammed Oscar for diving was to save face after his tirade aimed at Suarez on Sunday.

Seems this "luxury signing" is proving a lot of people wrong. The best way to endear yourselves to your fans is to work hard and give absolutely everything on the pitch. I don't think I've seen a game of his where his shirt hasn't been soaked through with sweat. A proper footballer, who deserves his place.

This thread makes this look serious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y55gBPKxQYo

Hmm, okay, seems my last post didn't get the message across, so let's try this: the next person to derail this topic gets a 28-day suspension as a belated Christmas present.

He has a purple badge saying otherwise. Oh look, more people playing Mod again! Leave the moderating to the moderators please. Back on topic, or I'll close it, simple as.

Still only 1 UCL, Platini's reanimated corpse and the Ovrebo-Clones have seen to that.

Well José is bound to say that, isn't he!

If PSG offer £35 million, you'd be mad to turn it down. £11 million profit from the original sale.

Fed up of this cyclical argument. If Mata isn't angry with Mourinho, who is he berating? Himself? Not likely.

Mata sympathisers trying to cover up Juan's little spat by making a bigger deal than is necessary over Oscar's dive. He's been told off for it, now time to move on.

THANK YOU BARBARA! This is exactly what I mean. Thank you for explaining, you did a far better job than I did in translating a thought in my head into words in this ridiculous language of ours!

Seems no-one can read on here.

My predictions for relegation have been dire, but not bad on the other points.

It'll be a youth team that's sent out.

Haha, part of me just wants to give Torres another chance. But my head keeps telling me he's no good for us. BUT, I bet any of you he goes elsewhere and goes back to being a 20-a-season striker. Bastard!

I'm not sure. Don't get me wrong, I expect people to look glum if they're coming off the pitch early, out of disappointment more than anything. But people are trying to cover up the fact that Mata's reaction was far more vivid than the mere shake of the head and pout you'd normally get. I think the reason I'm so shocked by it is, as you say, Mata's behaviour has previously been absolutely magnificent. As I have already stated, this is the reaction I'd expect from the likes of Nasri or Tevez, or even someone like Eto'o or Torres, just not Juan. It saddens me that his patience seems to have been exhausted.